mushroom slapped 

To awaken one under the influence of psilocybin from incoherence with a quick slap of the hand to the face

Tony mushroom slapped Albert so as to awaken him from his incomprehensibly negative, drug-induced rant. (But Bert just became further enraged and had to be wheel chaired to bed.)

mushroom slapped by Alphonse Drizzny January 5, 2009

Mushroom Stamp 

The mark or bruise left after slapping a girl forcefully with your dick. (Usually after oral sexual intercourse)

Guy 1: Dude! Look at your girlfriend's face!!

Guy 2: Ohh yeah, thats nothing just mushroom stamped her last night. No biggy.

Guy 1: Holy fuck man! That had to hurt!

Guy 2: Yeah, just at first.

(Both laugh)

Mushroom Stamp by MattDiver March 21, 2011

Mushroom Picker 

A person who enjoys to pick mushrooms.

That Jim is a little fucking mushroom picker!

Mushroom Picker by AdRobbo February 27, 2009

mushroom pie 

they live in your basement. you must be able to hear them at nite. they sing this song: da da da daaa da..dadadada KELLY....KELLY dododododoooo!!! albert was a sailor, a sailor like this!

the mushroom pie joined the choir

mushroom pie by adad May 29, 2003

Mushroom Cut

When a male swings his glan on the forehead of a female giving the effect of cutting her hair with your mushroom (dick).

"Dude, whys your dick out?"
"Shut up, I'm about to mushroom cut this freshman."

Mushroom Cut by mushroomcutter September 20, 2009

MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH 

Slang for a SMALL PENIS

VISUAL IS SEEING HIS PENIS COMING OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM COMING OUT OF A BRIAR PATCH

DUDE LOOK AT THAT LOSER WITH A WICKED MUSROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH!
THAT CHICK IS GOING TO BUM OUT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE HAS A MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH

MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH by ER FRED ER January 1, 2012

mushroom stamp 

pullin your nuts out and droppin them on a bitches forehead

1. "hey man, jacquelyn is sleeping, be quiet!"
2. "hell naw, im gonna go in there and mushroom stamp the fuck out of her face!"
1. "do that ish...hold up, let me get the camera!"

mushroom stamp by Robby V. October 21, 2009