beer muffs

See also "beer goggles". A certain level of alcohol intoxication renders otherwise attractive people who are annoyingly talkative, less annoying. An ugly annoying person would require both beer goggles and beer muffs. AKA "beer plugs".

She was really annoying, but once I put on my beer muffs, I didn't mind so much.

by Michael Dean July 27, 2005

suck muff

suck muffto go and suck a hairy vagina.

fuck off and go suck muff.

john can go and suck muff

ah suck muff you prick

by jay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 2, 2009

Muff weasel

A man or woman who has a particularly penchant for orally pleasuring women by licking their pussy.

Richard was a real hit with the ladies, his muff weaselry being legendary

by Prophet Tenebrae August 21, 2004

Muff Admiral

When a guy is dating a girl and she is so loose that hes needs a ship to get her off.

Ever since John has been dating Kerri, hes made the rank of Muff Admiral.

by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004

Ass Muff

While having doggystyle sex with a gal, and you grab her ass cheeks and spread them to take a look at her booty hole, you notice strains of hair all around her asshole.

Dude, I was dogging this chic last night and went to check her asshole out and she was packing a total ass muff.

by grorge January 10, 2008

Muff Diver

one who eats the pussy very well.

jacob whitacre is a boss muff diver

by elenaHEARTSjacob January 13, 2010

muff-stache

The style in which a female trims her bush. Variations include but are not limited to pencil muff-stache(landing strip), handlebar muff-stache(well-styled), and Fu Manchu/Walrus muff-stache(needs attention).

Dude 1: What's with the lobster face dude?

Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.

*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.

by El Dudereeno December 14, 2008