Muddy pink jammer

A penis that has gone from anus to vagina.

John gave his girlfriend a muddy pink jammer, And now she has a nasty infection.

by joey pea pot November 6, 2016

Muddy Fudge Slide

When you are doing a bird in the arse and your cock slips out and glides through her vagina lips leaving a shitty skid.

I was doing Mrs Oakley up the arse and I left her with a Muddy Fudge Slide.

by Mr Oakley December 8, 2017

muddy hot rod

The act of doggy style sex that includes a couple of "accidental" swift yet violent thrusts into the girls anus.

James was givin brandy a spin until a good muddy hot rod ended it all.

by barchizer March 6, 2014

Muddy Playing Conditions

Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.

Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

Muddy Gum Drop

When a chick shits on your balls and you Tea-Bag her face.

aww i love muddy gum drops. They're tasty

by gr0ss May 10, 2009

Muddy Gums Murphy

When someone collects the shit from a males ass while giving a blow job, then smears the shit up and down the shaft of the penis while continuing the blowjob, giving the appearance of muddy gums playing the sax.

Frank: "Tanya is so nasty. She loves blowing me like a regular Muddy Gums Murphy"

by Brutto81 November 25, 2017

muddy bike tire

The act of pulling your poopy dick out of someone's ass and giving er a good slap on the back causing the impression of riding bike with a muddy tire! -MDS

Muddy bike tire on ur back

by Modern Day Suffering March 18, 2014