Mockers

Noun used to express impending trouble similar to ‘bad luck’, a ‘curse’ or ‘jinx’

When doing something important outside and someone naively states “I hope it doesn’t rain” you would reply “Well now you’ve put the mockers on it!”

by WhoShotJR? December 6, 2020

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Mockingbeat

I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show
But a little bit bit bit, shame
But a little bit, bit, bic
Bit, bit, bit
I'll, just a little bit bit bit, shall
Just a little bit bit bit, shake
But a little bit, bit, bic
Bit, Bit, Bit
I'm just the man in the back
Just the man in the back
Just the man in the back
Cksh* powt ptop tpow
I'm just the demeaning the pack

just the demeaning the pack

just the demeaning the paaack
War
F*ck the system
War
F*ck the system
F*ck the system
War
F*ck the system
War
I need to f*ck the sys
I need to f*ck the sys
I need to f*ck the sys
Well I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show
But a little bit bit bit, shame
But a little bit, bit, bic
Bit, bit, bit
I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show
But a little bit bit bit, shame
But a little bit, bit, bic
Bit, bit, bit
I'm just the man in the back
Just the man in the back
Just the man in the back
I'm just demeaning the pack
just demeaning the pack
just demeaning the paaay
War!
F*ck the system
War!
F*ck the system
F*ck the system
War!!
F*ck the system
War!!!
I need to f*ck the sys!
I need to f*ck the sys!
I need to f*ck the sys!
Um chka pok,*
Um chka pok*
You need to f*ck the sys-
You need to f*ck the sys-
You need to f*ck the sys-
We all need to f*ck the sys-
I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show
But a little bit bit bit, shame
But a little bit, bit, bit
Bit, bit, bit
I need to f*ck the system
We all need to f*ck the system!

One should never fight the war by constantly up with his Mockingbeat.

by pToo pLoose December 23, 2020

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Mockers

The name of the Mock Nine band fanbase. Originally it was called Cult 9 but that wasn't cool enough.

1: yoo look at them they're so swag!
2: well yeah that's because they're all mockers.

by hoshiaxo January 3, 2021

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Mockolate

This is fake or imitation chocolate that contains little to no cocoa beans. There are two main reasons this product exists.

1) It is simply cheaper to make imitation chocolate. Cocoa beans are very expensive.

2)Cocoa beans rely heavily on child labor in order to be harvested. Mocockolate uses little to no Cocoa products, so by using it you're reducing the world's dependence on child labor. According to the U.S. Department of Laborore than 2/3 of America's Cocoa powder comes from Africa where more than 2 million children were engaged in dangerous labor in cocoa-growing regions.

I prefer to eat mockolate instead of chocolate because I don't like supporting child labor.

by Destiny Karst January 23, 2021

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Mocktivist

A mock activist. Mocktivists can either be performative activists who don’t actually hold said opinion or people who do hold said opinion, but only use it to try and be morally and intellectually superior as opposed to teaching others.

“Gabby is such a mocktivist. She loves to post about social issues but does not do anything about them.”

“That mocktivist likes to talk down to others instead of teach them.”

by Thecheeselady March 18, 2021

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