Mikey

A man who is a cuck. He lets everyone bully him and is just an overall bitch. He’s terrible with women and makes bad decisions. A Mikey also tends to really suck at video games. He

(You) Listen you’re acting like a real Mikey today.

(Friend) Ohh my bad bro. Let me go reevaluate my life.

by Billy Juul June 27, 2021

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Pulling a Mikey

Mikey is an Australian who dogged the boys every chance he got which made him the ultimate dog.

Guy 1: “Oi did you here Josh isn’t coming this weekend!?”
Guy 2: “Oh shit! He is pulling a Mikey! What a dog!”

by Ozziedogdownunder July 27, 2022

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Mikey is a talented artist. He has no other special qualities. Even his drawing isn’t very good we just say that to make him feel good ab himself. He’s nice tho. Tyler is a dumb bitch he is gay. He is Mikeys side hookup but also his main cause they r both single asf. Tyler has a thing for hammocks. Anyway Mikey is chill.

Me- Hey who’s the nicest guy u know
you- Mikey

by ccheney15 October 26, 2019

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Mikey

A straight introvert that doesn't know simple math. He is on games 24/7 and stays up for a long time at night playing minecraft or rocket league. Usually the tall one in the family, has brown hair, a nice mustache, and is 100% a gaming freak! If you meet a Mikey your lucky but your bank accounts not, because he will buy a very expensive gaming setup. He will remember anything you tell him.

Hey look it's Mikey
Oh yeah, I heard he's a gaming legend

by Jake104YT November 27, 2021

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Mikey Special

A meme so perverse, depraved and grotesque that recipient recoils in shock and horror in such a way they can only chuckle nervously as a result of the brain’s inability to process what they’ve seen.

“Ayo, hodup. I got a Mikey Special coming for you.”

“Heh…what the fuck is wrong with you? Now I have to go bleach my eyes.”

by DildoDistributor December 31, 2021

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