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Mikey

Mikey is a person that will take up 68% of your mental capacity with a thoughts of the next time he is going to stick his cock inside you because his sweet brown eyes literally consume your whole mind. His artistic personality and his demeanor of being alone is okay because he can always find a way to make everyone around him and himself happy. His smile will drive you wild his laugh will be imprinted in your mind forever. His touch on your back or your thigh will drive you wild and you'll forever be addicted to a Mikey. Whether it's his dry sense of humor, his silly obnoxious side or his need to take a ride you'll instantly fall in love with Mikey's free sprit. He's quiet and keeps to him self which makes him mysterious but that keeps you hooked. Hes compassion and drive for the things he loves keep you inspired. If you have a Mikey and you question his love for you don't and hold on tight because he will be the love of your life.
A Mikey will consume your thoughts.
by Mofun4us Mrs man February 3, 2025
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Mikey Meetup

A group of strange weirdos, plural of the noun Mikey (a weirdo)

- Invented by Max Dudson, Auckland
I'm not going to the staff party, its gonna be a Mikey Meetup.
by anonymous March 17, 2025
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Mikey The Dog

Sexy little mut with a tight ass. Always happy to see you and always begging for food. Perhcance. the dog may also crawl
by IloveMattsDog March 20, 2025
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code mikey

The best thing very because very Mike Espinosa Ekkovision type shit
You white boy use code Mikey on Ekkovision
by Yankees231$ June 12, 2024
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Mikey Mons

A specific man located on the east coast that has the biggest shlong of the deep blue sea.
Yo, I saw Mikey Mons in NJ the other day at Salzonians.
by Bongler April 24, 2025
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Mikey The Dog

dog with a fat ass
by IloveMattsDog May 17, 2025
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Mikey

An entitled idiot who acts in an antisocial manner and then complains on social media when he is called out on it.
"Some bloke on the train just told us to put our headphones in on a busy Avanti Train because he’s listening to an audio book and said we haven’t no manners and need to grow up."

"Then maybe you should stop being such a Mikey and put your bloody headphones in, you antisocial wanker!"
by SnoozySuzy June 3, 2025
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