milf

Mom I'd Like to Fuck, they are rare but exceptional. Usually drive volvos and are soccer moms.

Joanne Binns

by ilovefeet August 4, 2003

Grand Milf

See MILF.

The rare case of a really hot grandma you'd like to fuck.

"Yo... Stacy's got a Grand Milf!"

by Losti May 13, 2005

tap a milf

(v.) To impress a milf so much that she actually will fuck you.

I'm in the process of tapping three milf, . It's working on one, sorta working on another, and falling flat on the youngest.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

milf

a very hot mom. someone who u would like to do.

oh my god taras mom is sooooo hot, the things i would do to her hahaha.

oh ya when tara and her sister grow ups there gonna b milfs to. and their kids are gonna take alot of shit for it

hahahahah sorry tara but its true

by tara soon to b milf hahaha May 27, 2010

MILF

A sexually attractive women over the age of 30

dued, gerald's mom is a MILF

by Bizkit June 27, 2005

milf hunter

some 1 who hunts down milfs and bones them several times and calls them fetish

Me

by Jamie H June 11, 2003

MILF

May I Leave Flowers?

Cornelius: "What is this 'MILF' acronym I'm seeing bandied about in the personals these days?"

Lie Bot: "It stands for 'May I Leave Flowers?'. You use it in your ad to show that you practice old-school courtship style."

by Zerotime January 14, 2009