McDonalds Salad

The act of smoking pubes through your girls ass. You can also smoke weed in the girls ass like you would do with the salad being the weed or the pubes. You can put your penis in her mouth or asshole to resemble the chicken in the salad. Cumming in her ass could also be an action to represent the salad dressing like ranch or buttermilk dressing.
I ordered a McDonalds salad in the bedroom. She never saw it coming as I ate my salad out of her asscrack.
by AN0SEater March 16, 2020
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ronald mcdonald

The Devil incarnated as a clown, and clowns are evil anyway.
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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McDonalds Shit

A shit where if you eat too much McDonalds, you will pay for it. A McDonalds shit consists of a large crap that comes out slowly. Very slowly. The shit will sometimes pause and leave you in pain. They take an estimate of 20 minutes. If you want to be sure you will have a McDonalds shit make sure you have lots of McNuggets and lots and lots of Coca Cola.
McDonaldsee- Whoops. I'll be in the bathroom for an hour.

Person- Why what the hells wrong?

Mcdonaldsee- I just ate 40 chicken nuggets and 3 large cokes I got a McDonalds Shit
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mcdonald dad

a dad who thinks he is fulfilling all his parental duties by taking his estranged offspring to McDonald's on a saturday/sunday afternoon for a parental visit.
just look at him, he ai'nt a proper dad he's one of those mcdonald dad's
by b@il69 July 02, 2009
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Ronald McDonald

A gay clown who makes out with little boys. Known to fart in public. One day will be fatter than China. He likes eating teenage women. Loves dolls!
He's such a Ronald McDonald.
by TEEKNS December 18, 2005
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Wrath of Mcdonald's

When you take a big dump after eating a big McDonald's meal
That's a big Wrath of Mcdonald's you got there johnny.
by Cinders2Ashes June 04, 2016
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chopped mcdonalds

unbelieveably stupid. so stupid unbelieveably is spelt wrong.
Evan, you are absolute chopped mcdonalds! Why would you do that?!
by dicedmcdonalds August 28, 2018
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