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Toronto Maple Leafs

An "NHL" team of golfers that haven't won a Stanley cup in 9476 years. They somehow still have a bigger fanbase than every other team. Commonly criticised by fans or other teams. Still continue to make a ton of money. Their main source of money is charging you $1000 a ticket to watch them lose.
Person 1: Woah did you see the Maple Leafs win the cup?
Person 2: Nah man, but Jesus did.

The Toronto Maple Leafs are the best golfers on the planet.

Fan 1: Yo lets go to a Maple Leafs Game
Fan 2: Ok, its $1000 for a ticket
by Bruinsman19 February 25, 2015
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A giant group of fucking whining pansies who suck the juices and green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's loose cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny cocks are erect and when the extacy of shitting in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads all over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.
by bob landry July 16, 2008
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Toronto Maple Leafs

Worst Team Ever! (and i'm Not Jeleous)
*Random Strangers Meet*

1:OMG Toronto Sucks!
2:Ya I Know
1:Who Said That?
2:Me 2!
1:OMG We Should Be Friends!
2:y?
1:Because of Our Hatred of The Toronto Maple Leafs!
2:Yeah
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 7, 2008
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Toronto Maple Leafs

A very bad hockey team situated in Toronto that hasn't made the playoffs in a very long time and make bums like Dion Phaneaf captain. It's ok though cause all the schmucks still give away their hard earned money to see this team play.
"Hey man the Toronto Maple Leafs are 4 and 0 so far!"
"Ya man that's sweet i'm gunna go buy some over priced merchandice cause of their great start to the season!"
by shaun7787 November 4, 2011
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Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.
Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.
by Cantarded child January 8, 2008
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toronto maple leafs

1.The best and most popular team in the NHL.

2. The team single handedly responsible for the demise of the Ottawa Senators from the playoffs.

3.The team with the highest fan base

4.Home of Tie Domi, the player who can kick anyone's ass.

5.One of the original four teams, winners of 11 cup wins, second highest in the league.

6.Resonsible for the kick ass parties on Yonge Street.
The Leafs are the best team ever!
by Leafs Kick @$$ June 2, 2005
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God of Maple Syrup

Ryan Wertenberger
Man, that Ryan kid...he's the God of Maple Syrup
by Demosthenes April 18, 2004
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