Silver maple shower cap

A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.

Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!

by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023

Maple Tea

An investment platform that teaches new investors how to properly use their money in the stock market. Unlike other platforms out there, Maple Tea approaches the problem in a pretty unique way.

Gen Z Investor (#1): You heard of that new game called Maple Tea?

Gen Z Investor (#2): Yeah, it’s that new game that everyone is talking about.

by Yung CEO May 30, 2022

maple syrup

the weird sticky stuff in Canada that makes your mom cry like when your dad left

pass me that maple syrup

i am in need of that maple syrup because i found out im adopted
-Theo's brother

by your moms boyfriends sidechick March 4, 2022

mapled

to be covered with maple trees, leaves etc

bruh nice tree house i like the leaves on it
ik right its p mapled

by synonym!? March 13, 2022

Tapping the Maple Tree

Taking a Canadian's virginity

"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."

by Toastyboy May 13, 2018

Maple Unit

It is what you call a Canadian Dollar since Maple and Maple Syrup is associated with Canada.

Plural: Maple Units

Stranger: "How much does a hundred dollar equal to a Canadian dollar?"
Me: "About 136 Maple Units."

by Nomadic Meow November 25, 2023

Maple Fever

For someone who is not of Canadian heritage/nationality to have lust/desire and or any other affection/adoration for someone who is Canadian.

"Dave keeps looking to move from New York to Toronto because he has maple fever."
"Sarah only dates Canadian dudes, she has pure maple fever."

by The_Jain November 17, 2015