An "NHL" team of golfers that haven't won a Stanley cup in 9476 years. They somehow still have a bigger fanbase than every other team. Commonly criticised by fans or other teams. Still continue to make a ton of money. Their main source of money is charging you $1000 a ticket to watch them lose.
Person 1: Woah did you see the Maple Leafs win the cup?
Person 2: Nah man, but Jesus did.
The Toronto Maple Leafs are the best golfers on the planet.
Fan 1: Yo lets go to a Maple Leafs Game
Fan 2: Ok, its $1000 for a ticket
Person 2: Nah man, but Jesus did.
The Toronto Maple Leafs are the best golfers on the planet.
Fan 1: Yo lets go to a Maple Leafs Game
Fan 2: Ok, its $1000 for a ticket
by Bruinsman19 February 25, 2015
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by bob landry July 16, 2008
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*Random Strangers Meet*
1:OMG Toronto Sucks!
2:Ya I Know
1:Who Said That?
2:Me 2!
1:OMG We Should Be Friends!
2:y?
1:Because of Our Hatred of The Toronto Maple Leafs!
2:Yeah
1:OMG Toronto Sucks!
2:Ya I Know
1:Who Said That?
2:Me 2!
1:OMG We Should Be Friends!
2:y?
1:Because of Our Hatred of The Toronto Maple Leafs!
2:Yeah
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 7, 2008
Get the Toronto Maple Leafs mug.A very bad hockey team situated in Toronto that hasn't made the playoffs in a very long time and make bums like Dion Phaneaf captain. It's ok though cause all the schmucks still give away their hard earned money to see this team play.
"Hey man the Toronto Maple Leafs are 4 and 0 so far!"
"Ya man that's sweet i'm gunna go buy some over priced merchandice cause of their great start to the season!"
"Ya man that's sweet i'm gunna go buy some over priced merchandice cause of their great start to the season!"
by shaun7787 November 4, 2011
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by Cantarded child January 8, 2008
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2. The team single handedly responsible for the demise of the Ottawa Senators from the playoffs.
3.The team with the highest fan base
4.Home of Tie Domi, the player who can kick anyone's ass.
5.One of the original four teams, winners of 11 cup wins, second highest in the league.
6.Resonsible for the kick ass parties on Yonge Street.
2. The team single handedly responsible for the demise of the Ottawa Senators from the playoffs.
3.The team with the highest fan base
4.Home of Tie Domi, the player who can kick anyone's ass.
5.One of the original four teams, winners of 11 cup wins, second highest in the league.
6.Resonsible for the kick ass parties on Yonge Street.
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