loading a musket

When you take a release fecal matter into a girl's vagina and shove it in with your penis.

Dude, I couldn't come over last night because I was busy loading a musket

by Pampowncake March 17, 2011

Looking at Urban Dictionary in the Middle of the Night

Probably not a good idea if you’re a guy.

Guy 1: “I was Looking at Urban Dictionary in the Middle of the Night earlier, and I totally cummed!”
Guy 2: “Oh man you must have been so horny!”
Guy 1: “Yeah.”

by Forgive Marcel February 16, 2023

myspace looking

usually a girl who takes time to make sure everything is perfect for her picture even the lighting just so she looks good in her myspace pics but then when in person is fugly making her myspace looking and not actually good looking

tina is only myspace looking

by #123 January 9, 2008

A Leaking Beaker

A dumb bitch. A self conscious, overused slut who they call the double deepthroater. She can play you almost as fast as she can suck off three different black guys at once. People lose as many IQ points as she has tissues stuffed in her bra when she tries talking but her bra doesn't take nearly as much punishment as she does in her free time if you know what I mean. She legally classifies as a dwarf and has the athletic ability of a chicken with an extra chromosome. A true blonde bitch who can give you a fun time if you call her up and you can catch her on the live show every day from 4:30 to 6:00.

Dude - "Yea that chick A Leaking Beaker is letting so many guys eat her out, they better start putting the nutrition facts on her."

by TylerIsMyBae November 9, 2016

water loading

A scatological technique whereby the user induces a movement by drinking large amounts (1-2 glasses) of water. The water serves a dual purpose, both "pushing" the shit along, as well as indicating to the brain that more food has been consumed and prior meals need to be evacuated.

I've been constipated all day, but it's nothing I can't fix by water loading.

by colostomes June 10, 2008

ugly monkey/frog looking thing

What it sounds like; can be used to describe 80% of rappers today.

They're playing the ugly monkey/frog looking thing's music again!!!! Make it stop!!!!!!!

by Shawn B. June 2, 2003

looking for whiskey

when someone at a party goes off alone with someone else to perform oral

Kristin: Hey Amy, where did Jen and Nathan go? I haven't seen them in awhile..
Amy: Oh they went looking for whiskey.

by loveu:) April 14, 2009