lachie

a useless and unfortunate character who's meaningless life is to be spent lifting large, heavy items and completing lowly menial tasks.

Used to working under instruction, the standard "lachie" has little or no independant brainpower of it's own.

Other spellings may include:

Lacky
Lachy
Lackie

'mon lachie, get that stuff up tae Sinclair Drive and be qucik about it.....

by Oliver Driscoll January 21, 2004

lachlan

a kid who is really pasty, really short, has his pants hitched up to his armpits, and has his shirt tucked into his underware. he is a freak who stated year seven at the age of 10 and he has an iq of 180.

Me: "I hate that kid"

by L337 H4X0R March 17, 2003

Lachtopher

Lachtophers are the biggest bad ass motha fuckas you've ever met in your life. You don't want to fuck with these guys. Some Lachtophers are small but they pack a punch the size of a whale penis. They're also very intellectual. They spend their days pondering ponderous thoughts in the enigmatic minds in which they posses. When they're not doing that they're formulating ways to destroy their enemies.

Male: I met a guy named Lachtopher last night.

Female: Yeah? And?

Male: He was surrounded by ninjas and he killed all of them before they even got to move. He then told me what was going through his mind when he was about to strike. His thought process made me pass out.

by Lachtopher's Master September 24, 2011

lachie heath

Lachie heath sometimes referred to as heathy is looked up to be a god in some religions and is a sex magnet, if a chick meets him they are instantly attached and want to bang. he has a huge penis and is a very good looking person.

dammmm heathy is my daddy
oh my god my pants are inflated

i think im wet fam
Lachie heath is amazing
i feel like lachie heath

by shrekslayer07 May 7, 2017

Lachlan

A very annoying person. They interrupts your conversations to tell you some fact that no one cares about. They read Mein Kampf every night and masturbates to Ava Brown (Hitlers gf)

Dude shutup. Your being such a Lachlan.

by Comrade_Stalin May 29, 2019

Lachy

ub3r1337 nubcake that akilled me once... for extreme mIRC exploiting =D

<Annie> no, Chuckeh, i r0x0rz Lachys b0x0rz

-ph34r-

by Chuckeh November 21, 2004

Lachlan

other references being:
shlan
shmitty
LOCHHH
and rat
definition: a guy who fails at almost every social situation possible

Lachlan: move out the way Waseem, I'll show you how it's done
*tries to grind on Izzi*
Izzi: No Lachlan! what are you doing?
....xD

by the schlanmeister ;D September 15, 2009