Lachtopher 

Lachtophers are the biggest bad ass motha fuckas you've ever met in your life. You don't want to fuck with these guys. Some Lachtophers are small but they pack a punch the size of a whale penis. They're also very intellectual. They spend their days pondering ponderous thoughts in the enigmatic minds in which they posses. When they're not doing that they're formulating ways to destroy their enemies.

Male: I met a guy named Lachtopher last night.

Female: Yeah? And?

Male: He was surrounded by ninjas and he killed all of them before they even got to move. He then told me what was going through his mind when he was about to strike. His thought process made me pass out.

Lachtopher by Lachtopher's Master September 24, 2011

lactoperoxidase 

A Drug addicted Lactating Blonde ,They usually inhabit slums and housing commission sites traveling in packs of two or three , their mating call consists of loud raucous laughter and nasal "hey baby" calls.

Their diet consists of canned food and the occasional cigarette. When attacked this species defends itself with a pungent Odor emitting from their mouths.

The Male Equivalent of this species is commonly Called A Bogan (see bogan)

Billy: woah look at that !
Bob: What?
Billy : its the lactoperoxidase
Lactoperoxidase: HEY BABY! *high pitched laughter*

lactoperoxidase by Jinxedminx December 15, 2008

Lactophoriaictus

Getting jacked off by a girl while suckling on her titty and being held. In a shorter form as a nickname of the term you could use Lactus.

Lactus (or Lactophoriaictus) is one of my favorite hobbies.

Lactophoriaictus by johngrank August 10, 2024