Liquid Genie

The magical goo showing up after repeatedly rubbing the skin lamp raw for hours, wishing you could get off

At long last...the Liquid Genie finally appeared...(Wish I'd remembered to buy more kleenex!)

by Grivenshnavel October 4, 2008

Liquid candycane

When a male is having sexual intercorse with a female during menstration and after ejaculation the two substances mix and result in a hot mess of semen and period blood

Niko got pissed after Jeremy turned on the lights and realized that he made a liquid candycane with Paula

by Naughty Neek December 10, 2015

liquid bandaid

A liquid bandaid is when someone cums on an open wound.

“Just got my vaccine. Who tryin to give me a liquid bandaid”

by salacious bumb May 13, 2021

liquidate the inventory

To masturbate profusely

After seeing Liz last night and she didn't put out, I had to go liquidate the inventory once I got home.

by CthulhusBongBuddy November 28, 2015

Liquid Brownie

A piece of shit that looks like a half cooked brownie.

John got drunk and left a liquid brownie on the kitchen floor!

by jstnlvrr May 6, 2016

Spontaneous Liquidation

When a person, place or thing, unexpectedly dissolves into a puddle of liquid. Sometimes bursting like a water balloon or melting into a puddle, most likely killing them. Direct opposite of spontaneous combustion.

In the first X-men movie, the character Senator Kelly died by Spontaneous Liquidation.
Or
I was watching two men climb down a ladder when suddenly the first man ignited in spontaneous combustion, luckily at the same time the man man burst in spontaneous liquidation, putting the flames out.

by BFew November 27, 2010

Liquid Memes

A category of memes that can fit into multiple situations, much like liquid taking the shape of any container it goes into.

Not to be confused with Dank Memes

"Tommy and I were looking for some good liquid memes for the website yesterday."

by fishjjice June 23, 2016