abraham lincoln

A sexual act where you do your girl doggy style in the back of a theater balcony, then after you shoot your load all over her ass and back, yell SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! then jump off the balcony and escape.

"I did an Abraham Lincoln on my girl the other night but then broke my ankle on the dismount."

by Th0th870 October 25, 2007

Tim Lincecum

Long haired, flame throwing, pot smoking, two time Cy Young winning pitcher for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

I smoked bud with Tim Lincecum once on Chestnut street.

by SebVan79 August 23, 2011

lincoln log

Large turd that emerges after constipation.

I ate some bran and took a laxative. The lone lincoln log clogged the toilet.

by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

Abraham Lincoln

A previous entry had only half of the definition. The Abraham Lincoln is a two-part sex act. First, your girl blows you, and then pulls out and lets you come on her face. Then you pull out some pubic hairs and throw them on her face, then making her resemble Abraham Lincoln's beard.

Then after you've recouped, you bend your girl over and pound her doggiestyle, and right before you come, you say "It's a beautiful day at the theater, Mr. Lincoln!" and then pull out and shoot your load on the back of your girlie's head.

I Abraham Lincolned my girlfriend last night, and she broke up with me.

by Jaydawg53 July 23, 2008

linux

Equals liberty and your own personal privacy. Have any of you Windoze FUDders ever heard about how Windows Media Player sends data back to Microsoft about all those MP3 files you are playing? Or that Windows itself has a backdoor that lets the NSA snoop around your computer and find out about you? Get a friggin life and wake up!

by Linux Forever April 15, 2003

Abraham Lincoln

the only good republican

abraham lincoln was pretty good

by alex14 October 11, 2006

Abe Lincoln

The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.

Abe Lincoln. One of the finest presidents the US has ever had.

by Kirk0007 August 3, 2009