Personal Panic Lie

When you imagine a scenario in which common sense tells you that you will never be in, but you want to prove a point to someone, someday, somewhere.

a) "yeah, i should pack the toolkit, manicure set and superglue, might need that when i get there"
b) "your going to the corner shop"
a) "just had a personal panic lie (ppl) sorry"
b) "breathe"

by idontlikemushrooms December 13, 2012

nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is

Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."

by von groovy September 14, 2019

I never lie

They are most likely lying

"Bro I never lie trust me"

by OctoboiYT November 10, 2021

lieing dirty whore

Skaink, skainkaroo, whorelaslut, a heartless girlfriend, a lieing cheating deceiving manipulating theif of a man's heart.

Bob: hey hey dick saw your girl last night she's a busy girl.
Dick: honey where did you go last night
Lieing dirty whore: no where just to dreamland thinking of you.

by Truthbetruthnothingbutthetruth January 1, 2021

Lord of the Rings lie-in

When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).

It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.

'Ahh Dave's having a Lord of the Rings lie-in after getting particularly messy last night'

by bisonman May 27, 2015

JJ lie ties

The state of delusional dnf (dreamnotfound) shipping

Oh no, I had a mental break down and my JJ lie ties are “acting up”

by Rich Tea 😎 🤑 September 28, 2021

Dude don't lie

A Philism used to fill a lull in conversation or as a pathetic comeback to a derogatory quip. Most often used excessively in conjunction with “what are you doing?”

Phil: Mike what are you doing?

Mike: Checking out Craig’s list

Phil: Dude don’t lie

Dan: Phil was so drunk he took point with the FUF again.

Phil: Dude don’t lie she had a good personality.

by Hooter Hunter August 25, 2004