liberal

A liberal is simply a conservative who hasn't been mugged yet.

Having $50 stolen by a parolee, liberal Johnny began to regret his demonstrating for prisoners' rights.

by Couplequartzlo March 14, 2009

liberal

Noun: meaning treasoness Idiot

I am a liberal therefore I believe we should limit potential, become a nanny state, continue to keep entitlement programs in place that have enslaved generations, practice race and class warfare, dismantle our borders and with them all sense of autonomy for america, and always live by the creed that america is a force for evil in the world and christians are its despots and should be discriminated against at all costs.

by mk111255 January 15, 2009

liberal

A person who politically falls on the left side of the spectrum. Prefers to have government as involved in everyday life as possible. basically wiping your ass. does not preserve freedoms. see gun controll and rights of unborn children. and is overly critical of anyone who does not see eye to eye. See weeny, hippie, or liberal hippie freak

liberals are bad for America.

by Mark May 5, 2005

liberal

One with no personal responsibility. One who insults the republican party and claims they are bigots while acting like bigots themselves. A white person who claims to know the struggle of slaves and gays and pretends to sympathize with the poor. One who most likely votes Democrat because the media tells them too and worships Bill Clinton

A liberal is a Self-Hating White Person

by LittleOrangeFox November 9, 2008

liberal

1.) People who feel the need to tell you repeatedly about their political beliefs because they overestimate the importance of their own opinion.

2.) People who go out of their way to waste my time talking about how the war in Iraq is a joke...blah blah blah.

3.) Pollution to society who feel that they should be able to do whatever they want.

4.) Wannabe rebellious individuals

5.) People who love spreading their opinion, but excluding that never do anything for themselves.

John Kerry is a toolbox

by d2l September 21, 2005

liberal

On who sniffs his/her own farts.

My liberal ideology is so much smarter than your stupid redneck values. Im so smart i dont use the word values because that refers to money, and all are money should be given to the united states senate, so they can pay black people to build bridges that lead to the center of the earth.

by Baraconda December 14, 2008

liberal

Someone who will tell you Christianity is the most dangerous and scary religion on Earth right now. And believes it.

Liberal: "Religion is like, sooooo dumb. Except for Muslims of course, because I'm too scared of them to criticise them. But other than that all religions are like sooooooo dumb!"

by Jimbo994 April 15, 2010