Lazy Maisy

a cute name for a female who is so ridiculously lazy its unbelievable.

My god Aisha hasnt done anything today, she is such a lazy maisy

by Smurfypoo November 17, 2009

Lazy Kade

When a drug dealer agrees to meet within a certain time period, and then refuses to return your phone calls for hours.

Dat motha fucka was supposed to be here two hours ago, now that lazy kade ain't answering my motha fuckin phone calls.

by Kade22 May 7, 2009

lazy relapse

When one tries to be more active and healthy, but relapses back into their addiction of binge Netflix and snacks.

I was going to get a six-pack this summer, but I had a lazy relapse and have been stuck ever since.

by Netflixandsnacks July 22, 2014

The Lazy Professor

The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.

"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"

"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."

by Dumple Foreskins December 15, 2014

lazy shit

a contemptuously lazy adolescent male

"You're a goddamned lazy shit !"

by Diocletian February 24, 2015

Lazy stroke

When a male is having sexual intercourse and is too late in pulling out before ejaculation.

I was smashin' this chick the other day and I caught a lazy stroke. My pullout game is getting weak.

by DSkeet June 16, 2019

Lazy Smurf

When you start blowing a guy, stop after a minute, then go watch Netflix. You ask from the other room, “Lemme know when you’re almost there!”

When asked if she wanted to sleep with him, Jules said “well, I’ll at least give you a Lazy Smurf “.

by lablanca December 28, 2019