Dirty Laundry

The act of urinating and excreting in one's briefs while
gyrating against another's face like that of a washing machine. Extra points are given should excrement ooze out either side of the undergarment

This guy's voice was so annoying that i wish I could have given him my dirty laundry right there in the restaurant.

by Karlotta LovesMeat April 15, 2009

laundromat

a rather peculiar carpet or mat that is not unlike a laundered flying persian carpet used to transport money launderers

The money launderers received the red carpet treatment from the laundromat.

by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008

dirty laundry

Dirty Laundry is the name given to the act of wiping ones penis on the bed sheets and/or curtins after engaging in anal sex.

After I had anal sex with that homeless chick I couldn't find a towell so I had to dirty laundry it.

by TheMentant October 21, 2011

laundry biscuit

When one leaves remnants of food he digested in his draws.

Yo dat fool left a laundry biscuit in da washer.

by Sluggyboi November 15, 2007

morgan landers

the perfect girl! shes tall and an athlete and beautiful and the most amazing girl you could ever meet:)

is that morgan landers? yeah man. damn shes gorgeous!!!

by hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahaha August 6, 2011

No Hander Lander

after taking a shower (normally sports players) flipping your dick up to your belly button multiple times then cathing it in-between your legs

Dude after our sweet win i took a shower and did a no hander lander in one shot

by osama bin diesel May 11, 2011

ft lauderdale

a very dirty, and grimey place in central florida, known for high crime rates and large amounts of marijuana. Also known as the "hood"

a boi u cant run thru "deepside" wit out yo fire dawg.. u in da "954" A.K.A. choppa-vally.

ft lauderdale iz were da killaz and drug dealaz be at.

by jay bo 954 September 17, 2006