lard can

A can of lard. A fatass that you kick around the street.

that friggin lard can stole my twinkie...bitch!

by Rae October 1, 2004

lardium

A size of clothing that needs to be invented that is in between a large and a medium.
Alternatively you could use Merge which means Zaklee (see Zaklee)the same thing.

"Hey man I checked out all the sports shops for a cool t-shirt but the all the mediums are too tight and the large one's are too big".

"Dude you need a Lardium"

by Rummage kerfuffle November 4, 2007

LAIRFAIL

When you want to hang out with your roommate, but he/she has locked themselves in their room to study for days.

Samantha: Where's Citti?
Sebastian: Oh, she's been studying in her lair for days.
Samantha: LAIRFAIL.

by withsebastian April 19, 2009

Have fun, get laid

Have fun, get laid.
- Alternative way of saying goodbye.

- See ya tomorrow!
- Ok! Have fun, get laid! ;)

by M8io-G and PhatMark August 31, 2010

Lardassian

An obese Star Trek fan often seen at sci-fi conventions.
Known to frequently masturbate to pictures of Gates McFadden.

Those evil Lardassians are lining up for an autograph of the actress who played Roxanna Troy.

by Assweepay January 2, 2009

get laid picks

Slang for guitar picks, drawing on the notion that having a guitar pick in your pocket will impress a girl (usually in a bar) to the extent that it's like a free pass towards sexual relations in the near future.

Q: "Do you have enough cash for another round?"
A: "Nope, all I've got in here is my keys, some change, and a few get laid picks."

by Joe-G! July 25, 2008

security lard

Your typical overweight Rent-A-Cop or security guard.

"Oh, yes, I feel MUCH safer with that security lard patrolling the area."

by NonPC Fox February 5, 2009