shearing my llama

Shaving your cooter.

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014

The premature fortnite llama

This is where someone takes an underdeveloped baby and smashes it apart and like the llamas from fortnite, edible goodies come out of the baby that you can sell or eat.

Joe: I hear that using the premature fortnite llama can make a great meal!

Fred: wtf

by Bruhsoundeffect#4 November 27, 2019

cheesy llamas in paradise

a statement used when walking in on a friend in the act of cheating on his girlfriend

guy walks in on friend cheating on his girlfriend
guy says cheesy llamas in paradise and walks out

by kirby123 October 20, 2009

Fierce Spitting Llama

When your fucking a girls mouth, and right b4 you cum you pull out and let it spit all over her face.

i got Lily with the old Fierce Spitting Llama last night

by Ryan Monty Naylor May 1, 2006

llamas are my bae

A trash bag that plays msp and loves llamas and undertale

???:omg haay llamas are my bae
Llamas are my bae: :| hi

by msp and undertale trash April 27, 2017

Kaleidoscopic Llama Society

A Guild on Gaiaonline where all the cool, smart, random kids are. Plus you know if you aren't exactly the most eleoquent person out there that the guild members STILL won't be mean to you.

Kid A: I am bored what should we do on this fine Friday night?

Kid B: Let's hop on Gaia and party down at the Kaleidoscopic Llama Society. Those guys know where it's at!

Kid A: Wow, we are really lame.

Kid B: Yeah I know. At least we know they won't make fun of us there.

by Verucca September 13, 2008

Go shave your llama

Go fix your problems/ fuck off

Go shave your llama dude, you're seriously causing problems around here

by Thellamaqueen September 30, 2015