lick ass

when someone or something is lame, really cheesy, crappy or sucks.

The red soxs really lick ass compared to the yankees.

by Jon06712 February 1, 2008

Lick the spoon

To black out due to hard partying resulting in temporary (or permanent) mind loss. Originally derived from someone licking the spoon used to mix chemicals that make up window pane etc... but can be used when refering to a long and hard night of drinking.

Wow, it looks like Neil is gonna lick the spoon tonight.

by Antonio Blah Blah April 22, 2006

Lick my ass

A sarcastic, silly come back to anything. The person your saying this to should always reply with "I already have !"

Made up by Tammy and Sheleah Guy.

Sheleah - "MOM, I don't want to go to school today !"
Tammy - " OH LICK MY ASS !!"
Sheleah - " I already have "

by HeIIoKitty April 8, 2011

Lick That

to eat a girl out

Man i gotta lick that shit.

by nonyabeeswaxbaby September 28, 2008

lick-a-dick

to qulicky give a blow job like in a public restroom and in a pubic place.

dude yeaster day my girl gave me a lick-a-dick.

by the guy that wrote this shit February 17, 2009

Lick The Floor

The chain reaction caused by B Rab licking the floor of his 11th grade Chemistry classroom

"Have you licked the floor yet?"
"Yes, I made out with Matt who made out with Alyssa who made out with Bobby who made out with Taylor who made out with B Rab who was the one to lick the floor."

by Pobjfk April 22, 2018

lick my nuts

tell someone to recieve pleasure

helga...lick my nuts

by @nj-Pi$$Le October 8, 2003