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myspace legs

usually demonstrated on someone's myspace pictures, but can be displayed in real life. the knees point inwards, as do the feet and can be found on most girls aged between 15-17's myspace pictures. can cause difficulty in activities such as swimming, athletics and being socially acceptable.
"did you see her new myspace picture?"
"yeah she's got a bad case of myspace legs!"
by jenniferjenniferjennifer July 30, 2006
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leg tits

Two large pouches of flesh which, in the morbidly obese, hang over from the lower abdomen covering the thighs. The presence of leg tits causes the appearance of an extra set of lower breasts, which protrude from around the lap area. Makes to leg tit-ee walk with a saunter.
Whoa, look at the leg tits on that woman!
by hesher3557 August 13, 2006
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cat legs

The condition of not being able to move due to sleeping cat.
Dave: Sorry, I can't come down for dinner, I have cat legs.
Susan: that's okay, it's perfectly understandable.
by MayContainYuri November 5, 2018
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Bonus Leg

Slang term for a penis comparable to a small extra leg.
1."It is difficult for me to wear tight jeans with this bonus leg."
2."OUCH! Right in the bonus leg! That frisbee was really movin', too!"
3. "I could see that the nurse got a little short of breath and tried to hide it when she saw my bonus leg."
4. "so did the doctor.
5. i was considering trying to legally name my bonus leg "THE WOMB RAIDER"
by UNCLEJIMMY1976 September 11, 2010
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No more legs

When you fight someone and they lose their legs.
OI SHUT UP FAM I'LL BEAT YOU UP AND NO MORE LEGS
by Hatingithere October 13, 2020
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Penis legs

Penis legs are penis legs. That’s it.
Me: penis legs
Person: wtf does that mean?
Me: idfk
by Penislegs69 September 19, 2020
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crack-legged

When you are sitting on the bus and the man sitting next to you who is smoking crack begins to feel your leg or legs.
OMG it was so gross. When I was riding the 31 bus home today this old dude totally crack-legged me, so I had to switch seats.
by New what? Newark. November 30, 2011
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