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fart laps

The time between who smelled it and who dealt it.
-"when I finally noticed the fart laps was over, my nose was on fire and I was starting to cry."
by Em143 June 9, 2014
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jarra lawson

A tall handsome gentleman that looks intimidating but he’s actually a softy. He may be handsome….but some of his friends refer to him as “a ginger mullet giraffe” that in the name says it all…he’s hot though…
“Oh look, here comes ginger mullet giraffe” Jarra lawson
by Emii_gaybois November 8, 2021
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sexting laws

the laws of sexting.
- no human contact is involved.
- EVERYTHING must be sexual
- the usage of vivid adjectives is mandatory
- the encounters should be with people of the oppisite sex. but can be just as fun with people of the same sex!
- sexting is common between the ages of 14 and 25 anyone over that age should be able to just have sex.. like really... take it from the phone to the bed honey.
- it should not feel as good as sex.. if it feels better than actual sex, bitch you need a new partner.... or try a third person for extra fun! :)
-this girl is using the well known and important SEXTING LAWS-
tapenga: " i met this guy at the club last night, and we've been texting ever sinse. after a few texts it turned into sexting, it was def hot and steamy."

marvin: "oh was he hot and bothered?"

tapenga: "oh hell yes, i think we might take our sexting to inferno hot tonight."
by spoonsinbowlson April 11, 2010
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lawls

the lamest variation of "lol" in the history of lol variations. in my opinion =D

it may as well be an acronym for
LAME ASS WORD LAWL SUCKS =D
SAMIN.. SERIOUSLY. LAWLS?
by -samin hater- SHE SAYS LAWLS<- November 3, 2008
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lawsuite

What people threaten to do when you post nasty things about them on the internet.
Isn't "HEH HEH I BET THEY'D CHANGE THEIR TUNE IF WE ISSUED A LAWSUITE" what they say 99% of the time? Way to act just like them. (I know you said you're not really suggesting it...but still.)

It's not an actual possibility at all - surely being HERE of all places has taught you that.
by OMG LAWSUITE!!!1 January 7, 2005
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LAWLS BROH!

1. The term used by over-excessive messenger junkies, often used to demonstrate the feeling of uber hapiness.
2. A sarcastic way of reacting to anything that causes silence such as a lame joke, awkward moment or when theres nothing to talk about.
1. L33t AZN B01: Didz U Cheque Out Dat hawt Chik YEsTerday?
Azn Kidzor: LAWLS BROH! Shee was Smooking!
2. Guy 1: So watcha doing for fathers day?
Guy 2: My dad is dead (silence)
Guy 1: LAWLS BROH!
Guy 3: Co-co-co-combo breaker!
by KillBeverly March 21, 2009
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davis lawson

lil meat fagget that gets no girls good six pack but no arm muscle. He gets hott girls but he has no balls to do anything with them. his penis is the size of a crayon.
by apples clem August 5, 2009
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