wallpapering the kitchen

n. Vulgar Slang

1. Colloquial slang for masturbation.

"the mother walked into the room while the young man was wallpapering the kitchen"

by Vutton February 27, 2004

Anal Soup Kitchen

When an ass is chock-full of jizzum from countless homeless dudes.

Jon: Wow. My ass is really sore this morning.

Joshua: I'm not surprised. After you passed out last night, about 8 homeless dudes took turns cumming in your butt. I'm gonna call you the Anal Soup Kitchen, because your ass is like a safe house for homeless sperm.

by DeAnn Guthrie December 19, 2012

Soup Kitchen

When a group of 4 or more bums have an orgy in a vehicle.

Hey, you wanna join us? We're going to turn this white Ford Transit into a soup kitchen.

Hey are you the bums that turned my van into a soup kitchen?

by Kama Pseudo November 20, 2016

Japanese kitchen

The act of rolling sushi and then stuffing it in a vagina or anus and then consuming the sushi from the aforementioned hole

Dude I gave this girl a Japanese kitchen on the weekend eating her out and having sushi was such a great bonus.

by CokBloker September 3, 2019

in the kitchen have a bagel

1. when you spread the cream cheese real thick.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.

I'll be in the kitchen have a bagel with extra cream cheese.

by deleine_zaddy23 January 23, 2017

The Kitchen

soooo you know that one place where you cook eggs or like wash the dishes and stuff yeah that thing

I bathe myself using the sink in The Kitchen

by QLD'er March 16, 2020

Out of the Kitchen

A phrase used to describe vaginal fluids that are particularly hot in temperature and create a burning sensation for the affected woman.

Boyfriend: Can we have sex tonight?

Girlfriend: I don't think so. My discharge has been really out of the kitchen this week.

by Lorne Evader November 5, 2011