kalebsexual

Someone who feels sexually attracted to kaleb westphall aka kol mikaelson

Scarlet: ohh kaleb is so peng

Damon: your cheating on me? You must be kalebsexual!

by Scarlet Lomas December 31, 2020

penis-kabob

to suck two cocks at the same time

that kacey c. likes to penis-kabob

by cjsittles March 7, 2009

Kaleb

An fagit that is an bish

Kaleb is an fagit bish as nibber

by ImplantedBreasts December 14, 2016

Kaleb

A real jackass that everyone hates, especially his own mother.

That guy is such a kaleb smh

by Spencerclong March 13, 2017

kabob

The act of skewering your member with vegetables and forcing yourself into some one else's a orifice, doesn't really matter which.

Man, we just kabobed the crap out of you, how did it taste?

by qrczoy February 28, 2008

kalolaine

Big Black Girl, Dumb, Funny, Stupid, No common sense, she is tall, looks older than her real age, pretty cool, really curly hair, big booty, muscly!

Bro look at that kalolaine!

by broletmedropthattasha July 24, 2011

kalbert

This dude Kirk Albets supposedly had a dick more than 2* as long as wide, so they made this word kalbert, meaning a dick more than two times as wide as it is long. The extreme form of a chode.

Tammy:I don't know how it will fit in me, its a Kalbert
Tom: It can be a trick to get in

by Dunks September 16, 2003