Kyle

the nibba that drink every monster, plays fortnite 24/7, doesn't have a social life, watches nascar racing, and dies a sad lonely virgin.

look at him he's drinking a monster and playing fortnite mobile
he's for sure a kyle

by name definitions for everyone, January 10, 2020

Kyle

The purest form of evil; those who are bird sympathizers.

The kyles are plotting against us.

by KyleVogel January 18, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a one of a kind. He is kind, loving, sensitive to people's emotions and always tries to make you feel good/better in anyway he can. Sadly, he is very insecure, always thinking his worth is... Worthless. But that isn't the case. Quite the opposite actually. Despite having this insecurity for himself, he pours so much love into his loved ones, making them feel good about themselves, even though he should do that for himself. When he has feelings for someone, you know. The way he makes someone feel is unique and pure and rare - you can't and shouldn't lose it. He is such a unique person, knowing so much, doing so much in his life, doing the things he loves - one wonders how he has the time! But that's what makes him so amazing. He is a die-hard otaku, weeb, whatever you want to call it, and has an attraction to tsunderes apparently - but if you're that tsundere, you won't be complaining. All in all, one should never lose a Kyle, as stated so many times, whether that certain Kyle has been in your life a day, a week, a month - you just know. God bless Kyle.

Friend 1: So I heard you've been talking to Kyle?
Friend 2: Of course I have! Who wouldn't?
Friend 1: You're right... Who wouldn't, he's one of a kind isn't he?
Friend 2: He really is: all Kyles are.

by Rjrjrjrj March 25, 2020

kyle

the best person ever and will always be there for you no matter what he is the best of friends and i love him so much

girl- OMG, kyle my boyfriend just broke up with me

Kyle- aww its okay i still love you
Girl cries on his shoulder and he don't even care

by OK BOOMERRRRRRRRRRRRRR March 26, 2020

Kyle

A guy who loves to drink Moutain Dew while being very irritable and obnoxious.

Dude #1: why is he being so weird?
Dude #2: oh that's just a Kyle

by 12357839e74738 April 3, 2020

Kyle

A stupid fucking jew

oh my god it's that stupid fucking jew kyle

by rabiesmf April 5, 2020

Kyle

Kyles shy yet confident personality will make you curious. You will want to get to know him even though he is not the most attractive person. When you get to know him, you find out how silly he can be. A tall and cute athletic guy. Humble but very good at sports. A good listener and a good friend, will always be there for you to give you advice or listen. Kind to those who are kind. Might have stupid friends but they balance each other out. You end up finding Kyle very sexy and attractive at his confidence yet humbleness, and how good he is at sports and always seems to be in a good mood. When Kyle is sad, you want to help him be happy. Someone you truly care about. Can be awkward in a very cute way. Deserves the best.

Kyle is so awkward but it is cute!

by hollaatme April 18, 2020