Cubicle Juice

Liquid beverage otherwise known as "Coffee" which is dispensed, distributed or brewed in an office.

This version of coffee normally is strong, made with tap water and has bits of coffee grounds in it.

Brohan Sebastian Bach: "Dude, I had an epic night yesterday and I can hardly keep my ish together today."

Dope-a-lischious McSkills: "Bro, there's some fresh squeezed Cubicle Juice in the grubbery. Go hit that up before the jackals in sales snake it!!"

by The Slippery Bannana April 1, 2009

Champ Juice

The new way to say champagne

Derived from: "Champ" agne

When one drinks champagne and feels like a champion they are sipping on "champ juice"

When somebody drinks champagne and they want a champ time

"hey bro, do you have any champ juice?"

by All En L August 19, 2013

Smash Juice

Cum. Ejaculate. Coital creation of bodily love juice.

The sheets were wet as hell from our smash juice.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Bastard Juice

Cum Semen Jizz Spunk That white shit you squirt into dirty whores to get them pregnant so you can leave them and their illegitimate offspring behind.

Oh no, someone got me pregnant! I must have got pumped full of bastard juice.

by DirtyDfromtheBAC October 5, 2015

Wang juice

Generally any liquid that comes out of your penis. Ex. Pee or cum

Man I can't wait to swallow all of dads wang juice.

by Big_daddy_jankins December 12, 2020

Slug Juice

When you leave an unfinished joint outside overnight and smoke it the next day/month or longer.

"Hey man you got any weed?"
"No but we can smoke the slug juice on the windowsill."

by Slug Boy March 2, 2019

Self juicing

The act of mastrubating.

"Alex is nowhere to be found. Probably busy self juicing."

by Dalarass September 23, 2013