Juggalette

An American white trash female who suffers from loose virtues, dellusions of: grandure, toughness, self worth and intelligence. Common practices include: the dawning of rediculous clown makeup, having sex with any and all males who go by the title Juggalo, making online videos in which they threaten bodily harm against men they do not know with no intention of acting upon these idol fantasies. Silly and embarrasing though they may be, they are perhaps more than anything else, symbols of middle class white America's loss of identity and principle.

That Juggalette made a 15 minute video of herself smoking cigarettes and singing along to an Insane Clown Posse song. It was perhaps her life's greatest singular accomplishment.

by truth fan June 12, 2009

juggalette

Juggalette's are usually white, lower middle class, trashy girls who associate with the band ICP. They are pretty much all skanky as hell so they're pretty easy to score with, but none the less they are obnoxious as f*ck and just simply unpleasant to be around. In fact I really recommend not doing a juggalette, not because of all the venereal diseases, but because when you wake up the next morning your going to be like "sh*t"

"Hey man, there's those skanky juggalette chicks. I'm going to try to do her tonight."

"Nah man, I would'nt recommend that, seems like something you might regret."

"Wow, thanks for saving me from that trap, fam."

by GanjaLord420 April 25, 2009

Juggalette

A female juggler, who has escaped from the circus she was performing at, and is now on the run. Usually accompanied by an elephant and escaped zoo monkey. Often named katie or emily, and always unbelievably perfect. Dont mess with this juggler because they are always equally good at flame throwing.

Guy 1: "Did you see that building just burst into flames??"
Guy 2: " Dude I did. Someone must have messed with a juggalette."

by edawg and kcat!! January 2, 2009

Juggalette

It's basically a cult for distraught teenagers with parents who absolutely suck. It is something else that has been created to make kids that have no guidance feel like they belong to something.

You don't see many national honor society members claiming to be down with the clown. Not saying they are all dumb but damn could put that energy toward something good rather than some nasty, dirty, fat, group. That band doesn't care about you at all. As long as you are paying to see their concerts and buying their CDs.

by Chri from the REAL world October 28, 2006

Juggalette

The one breed with more self loathing than a goth girl.

Usually extremely overweight, unattractive and promiscuous. Can usually be found on webcam in chatrooms exposing themselves.

They are the reason why people are afraid of clowns.

steve - "once i went out with a goth chick"
mike - "dude thats nothing, once I went out with a Juggalette"

both - "ewww"

by The Truth October 27, 2006

Jugglies

Large, generally enormous, breasts on gratuitous display, not properly secured.

Wow! Check out those jugglies. They're out of control!

by dobozban1 December 12, 2009

nut juggling thunder cunt

A woman with a knack for juggling testicles who also has a very loud vagina.

Have you met Susan? She is such a nut juggling thunder cunt. I have once seen her juggle 5 testicles while her cunt sounded like a fog horn.... It was so loud it shook the ground beneath her.

by that guy... remember?? December 9, 2010