Skip to main content

jooger

a dumbass but a loveable one that can do no wrong
"lmao look at timmy being a lil jooger"
by StefanoVed April 2, 2023
mugGet the jooger mug.

Jooglehiven

A word created by Nazi youth in the 1930s to describe where Jews would hide.
Where is Anne hiding?

In her Jooglehiven
by Theodore Darwin April 14, 2023
mugGet the Jooglehiven mug.
Related Words
Joogsy joog joons jooks Joost joonsfavexpensivegirl joogle Jools joose jologs

joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
mugGet the joogle the cross eyed dangler mug.

Jòòrs Mclâus

The term “Jòòrs Mclâus” represents a legal concept similar to force majeure, but with a unique twist. It signifies a global nullifying effect on an established formal contract agreement, rendering it temporarily or even permanently unenforceable due to unforeseen circumstances beyond the parties' control.

Just as force majeure clauses in contracts are designed to address unforeseen events that may prevent or delay the performance of contractual obligations, “Jòòrs Mclâus” serves a similar purpose in nullifying the effects of a contract. This term reflects the idea that external factors can disrupt the fulfillment of contractual obligations on a global scale, necessitating a provision for nullification.

When faced with a situation where “Jòòrs Mclâus” comes into play, it is essential to follow certain steps:

Recognition: Parties involved in the contract must acknowledge the occurrence of the nullifying event that triggers the “Jòòrs Mclâus” provision.
Notification: The affected party should promptly notify the other party/parties about the activation of the “Jòòrs Mclâus” provision and the reasons behind it.
Party 1: Okay, lets go Sailing now”
Party 2 “Jòòrs Mclâus" (signifying the agreement made is now nullified)
Party 1 “You said if I gave you a rusty trombone, that you would take me sailing on your yacht.”
Party 1 “ohh wow, so I lick you’re a-hole and get you off and you call "jòòrs mclâus"
Party 2 “Yep, that’s how we do business here”
by OzzyTrader July 16, 2023
mugGet the Jòòrs Mclâus mug.

Jologs

Filipino slang uncool; unrefined; out of fashion; punk; teenager from a squatter area.
That 60s jeans is so jologs. She is living in a slum of Manila - what a jologs!
by Uchiro July 26, 2023
mugGet the Jologs mug.

Joog

When one has passed the stages of cooked and scattered in a bender the next stage is joog and is often associated with the creature stage of a bender.

Another easy way of identifying a joog or one who is jooging is that they closely resemble Donny the child from wilf Thornberrys.
I'm jooging, all aboard the burnt train chugga chugga chugga chugga joog joog!
by Captainfeatherjoog July 29, 2023
mugGet the Joog mug.

joonsbike

@Joonsbike is a TikTok account with 700 followers! They post bts updates and are very nice
Joonsbike may be related to RM of bts.. saying that he doesn’t know how to drive a car yet.. he uses a bike!
by gessica October 21, 2023
mugGet the joonsbike mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email