e-jerking

Online jerking each other off

I wanted to have an e-jerking session with him on Skype, but he wasn't online.

by JohnDors December 21, 2016

pussy jerking

A male with no dick "jerking off"

Nick loves pussy jerking. He has no dick

by Pussyjerker July 18, 2017

harry jenkins

a footballer 4 pakistan with a massive cock and also he has the biggest cock in asia

Harry Jenkins is nonc

by connor wallace May 9, 2018

Poom Poom Jenkins

Jenkins is sometimes used as slang for "Champion". Therefore, "Poom Poom Jenkins" is also referred to as a champion of conquering the almighty "Poom Poom".

"Yo man, that dawg is a real 'Poom Poom Jenkins' with the ladies. No one can test him!"

by decalegwada November 3, 2013

Jonking

Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).

"Johnny's off to the toilet for a jonk... make sure he's locked the door"

by Gardineroso September 16, 2003

leroy jenkins

something i did when i fainaly relized why i didnt like some of the people in world of warcraft

leader: ok so lets go over the plan again..EVERYONE GET ON VENT...ok so (he goes on for about 30 seconds)

me: OK I CAN TANK THIS ALL!!!!!!!! (arrgos boss epic wipe)

**kicked from guild and ignored by 5 people**
quite successfull when u relized that sum ppl are complete nerds just replay the leroy jenkins video in your head then do it.

by duch February 13, 2008

BeRad Jenkins

1.) One whose a class flirt with some serious mojo issues
2.) another name describing a complete jackass
3.) relative to John Doe, but cooler
4.) Cole's secret lover
5.) a new STD

BeRad Jenkins was a sad littler boy with the problem of sex.

by Mr. Spackleings February 4, 2008