Japanese Rain Goggles

A phrase that means absolutely nothing but was designed to cause hype on the internet.
Charlie Sheen said Courtney gave him "japanese rain goggles" last night...
by Caaaxy! November 24, 2010
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Japanese food fight

When you and your sexual partner shit in plastic bags and afterwards, smack each other with them
Mike: So I heard you had a Japanese food fight with Suzanne last night.
Ted: Yeah, it was pretty cool, but now I have a bad taste in my mouth.
by vasdeferens January 23, 2010
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Japanese Walrus Sandwich

When a shemale fucks you in the ass through a rip in your pants, resembling a walrus' teeth. This is called a Japanese Walrus Sandwich, which is recommended never to try.
OMG! I just saw this porn and the shemale gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich!

Sonny: Why is Brandon walking like that?
Myles: Oh, Ryan gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich.
by Sonny the Stuntman December 11, 2008
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Japanese Smack Shack

A simile describing a painful and humiliating task, like working in a Japanese Smack Shack, where customers pay to beat up employees.
"How do you rate England's chances in the World Cup?"
"Like a whale taking an internship in a Japanese Smack Shack".
by salamandersam March 12, 2015
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Japanese Sap Man

A politically incorrect cartoon caricature that offends liberals from World War Two America, used to mock the Japanese enemy. It was portrayed in the cartoons Ducktators, Tokio Jokio and, most famously in You're a Sap, Mr. Jap.. Also has enormous meme potential, if you're not offended.
I'm a Japanese Sap Man, sneaking on with the dew. Just a Japanese Sap Man, I'm a rittle crazy too.
by Randommemer36 December 06, 2019
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Japanese Candy Dispenser

Where you stick gumballs up an Asian chick's snatch and fish them out with your tongue.
"Yeah I did a Japanese Candy Dispenser to that one Asian Chick last night. Getting those gumballs out was hard."
by Funtimesnumber1 November 20, 2011
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