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mr. Bo-Jangles

(n) A black man with a penis 14" or longer. In most cases, this is used as a weapon, usually a saber. If you are a Mr. Bojangles, or a Bojangle if you will, then you probably could, and will, kick anybody's ass.
Erik Nelson: "I'm so gay, I wish I could be a Bojangle..."

Mr. Bojangles: "Sheit Cracka, I'll kick yo ass with this shit!" And he did.
by Pimp Master Flex March 30, 2005
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Jang

'Jang' is a noun meaning 'testicle' that has many uses and derivatives. When used in the plural ('jangs'), it refers to the balls as a whole, thus including the scrotum.

Its most diverse and most used derivative is it's verb form, 'jangle'. Strictly defined, this means to strike a male in the balls but 'jangle' has seen other uses resultant of its noun form, 'jangler' (see below). Thus, when used with a direct object (generally a name), 'jangle' means to strike said direct object in the balls. However, when used intransitively, it means to act like a jangler (definition two).

'Jangler' is the gerund noun form of 'jangle'. It has two meanings: first, it is more strictly defined as one who strikes males in the balls. Less strictly, however, it can also be used as a label for one who is equally distasteful as a nut-puncher, generally one who is arrogant, deceptive, or foolish.
"My jangs are itchy today."

"Whoa! Did you see how hard Frank just got jangled?"
"Look at Roger jangling around over there."

"Protect your balls; I hear there's a jangler about."
"Jon just told me he can bench more than that body-builder. What a jangler!"
by GBC The Box November 28, 2009
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Jangle

Jangling is a slap match between two people where they attempt to slap each-other in the face. It's similar to boxing, but is informal and is slapping.
Telling someone you are going to jangle them is essentially telling them you will slap them in the face.
"Guys stop jangling"
"I'll jangle the sh*t out of you son"
by Syrus21 August 26, 2012
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Jaggon

The male reproductive structure.
Suck my jaggon, bitch!
by Ryu Murphi May 4, 2004
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Jaggoff

wow, that guy is a jaggoff. His name must be steven Rau.
by Steven Rau April 29, 2011
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jagoindawitz

a prank played on a girl when a piece of foul cheese is inserted into her panties making a foul odor emerge from her genitals causing all her friends to be like "yo gurl, your cooch is kickin'"
Let's jagoindawitz Ethel after she falls asleep later at the totally hoppin' sleep over we're havin, yall!
by muhhhfugga May 13, 2005
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you shanked my jangaship

See Homesar and you shanked my jangaship! for a full listing.
by Anonymous February 27, 2003
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