Simp Jail

A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.

Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

JAIL BARN

to hold an entity liable to conviction without an due with an right.

He's an jail barn.

by On thee trend January 9, 2020

nail jail

When you're forced to play Moira in Overwatch.

Brigitte got nerfed again, so we're back in nail jail.

by seventhirtysix September 10, 2020

Jail Broccoli

A vegetable that is used as a term for people who are about to go to prison.

Enjoy your jail broccoli you pedo

by Aescp September 16, 2020

Jail

When thieves are jealous they steal stuff and the police is right behind you.
Well you’re gonna be going to, well, you guessed it.

BONK go to horny jail

by 🗡Backstabber🗡 June 17, 2022

Jail

A situation/person that is so unbearable you cannot phrase it any other way.

“I heard we are eating vegan chicken for dinner.” That is so jail.

by queenhippo5 June 24, 2022

County jail brown brief

County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.

Deputy : everybody line up…

Inmate: everybody get in line.

Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?

Inmate: large

Deputy: next

Inmate: small

Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown

Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…

Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next

Inmate: can I exchange it?

Deputy: nope. Wash it!

Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”

by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022