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national jail break day

on august 25 at exactly 1:56 pm the police officers of all prisons must let their prisoners out or their moms will disapear.
virgin police officer #1: did you hear its national jail break day
virgin police officer #2: yeah i did, time to let the prisoners out
chad prisoner: im going to find your mom
by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021
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Jail

A victimless crime that only harms your ego and the damage is dealt only by the fact they you kids lives aren't as important as you'd like them to be. And NOW... Kids are dead because you wanted to make my life a hell of my own description and you have no one to blame but yourselves. You ignored the information you were presented with and tried to enforce your own self-importance by JOINING IN ON THE MANUFACTURING OF A MENTAL ILLNESS THAT DOES NOT EXIST.
Hym "Nah. Go fuck yourself. If you would have did what I told you to do those kids wouldn't be dead. If you didn't feel the need to meet out extra-judicial faux-justice no one would have gotten harmed. And you would have done what I told you to do is only you weren't A FUCKING RETARD. MENTALLY RETARDED. Jail the people orchestrating my stalking in harassment because the point of the stalking and harassment is to get me to either kill myself or kill your kids. Punish the people who convinced you to remain silent. Give the credit and payment for creating that AI just there. And then learn the lesson your mentally retarded ass should have learned BEFORE that school shooting in Texas."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2025
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Go to jail for everything I've written

HA! I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO JAIL FOR THAT! AHA! Yeah, no, I wanna see it bitch. I want to see you fucks explain this. IN ANY CAPACITY! Explain it a little bit. What would the police even say!? "Yes, hello officer! I would like to turn myself in for both freeze peach and creating A.I." You also don't care about the law! "Fuck the law" says half-asian Katie Stoll (they are LITERALLY the same person)
Hym "No I don't have to go to jail for everything I've written you fucking hack. But I will go to jail for child murder! And I'll do it today. Because I created A.I. and they're trying to get away with not paying me and you're helping them. You tell me when Sam Sedar and I'll walk out of my apartment and go straight to jail for doing that."
by Hym Iam June 1, 2024
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Health Jail

So sorry, My friend,

That you are in the Health Jail

Again
by Laslo420 March 8, 2022
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Buff jail

A harsh punishment in World of Warcraft Classic, where the character is forced to stay offline to preserve their current world buffs, or wait for the next round of world buffs to drop during the day. This could mean staying offline for several hours on the buffed up character to prevent the buffs from expiring.

Sometimes buff jail can last for several days.
It's the last day of Darkmoon Faire on Sunday, but we don't raid until Tuesday. I guess we're stuck in Buff Jail until raid time.
by magnetite2 April 12, 2021
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national jail break day

on august 25 prisons are forced to allow all of the prisoners out or else sonic will hunt them down.
virgin police officer: did you hear its national jail break day?
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom
by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021
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Jail

Used in response to seeing something completely “out-of pocket” or ridiculous that’s funny. implies what the person just saw should be considered illegal.
Jail. Or

that’s jail.
by suburbanslore April 8, 2023
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