Twat Jacket

A reference to a motorcycle jacket made by BMW which is branded as a Ralye II Pro Jacket. Made famous by Ewan and Charlie on their Long Way Round tour. Bought by riders wanting to look the part when they're off down the cafe on a Sunday on their bike. Round the world wannabe's with all the gear and no idea.

Have you seen all those 1200 riding tossers in their twat jackets hanging around outside The Ace Cafe?

by Indersisive March 25, 2009

bum jacket

The build up of gas in ones underwear from constant flatulence, covering the bum region, and often providing warmth and comfort.

I have a thick bum jacket after the curry last night.

by Nellenick January 16, 2011

fluce jacket

a jacket/sweater that attracts and pulls in the female species.

Guy1: "look at stephen sporting that nasty fluce jacket "

Guy2: "Yeah i know he must pull major ass"

by Mr. Fluce December 19, 2012

Naff Jacket

Stands for Nazism-and-Fun-Frolics. It is a wigga-nazi jacket. A naff is also a name for a twat that thinks hes in the 90's, with his spliffy jeans.

Look at the dick ed with his naff jacket on and his spliffy jeans what a cunt! oh its Alex Jackson!!

by rob18216 November 5, 2007

putting on the jacket

A phrase of Ned Kelly origin, that refers to police officers. The police of the times were characterised by thier jackets, which are notably absent from the uniform of today. Kelly was notoriously a hater of the police. Putting on the jacket refers to enroling at a police station.

By putting on the jacket, one signs themselves up for hatred from the criminals of the world.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

wish i had a jacket

When your he-man jacket brakes, and you sing to you brother until he gets so annoyed he gives you his he-man jacket!

i wish i had a jacket, i wish i had a jacket, i wish i had a ja-a-ket... i wish i had a jacket...

by Lickable February 14, 2004

hug-me jacket

Another way of saying Straight jacket.

"19:30 * Ubi|work_ sneaks up behind homie with a hug me jacket.
19:30 <homie> augh!@
19:31 <homie> so let me make sure i have this right, im wearing a hugme jacket now?
19:31 * Ubi|work_ nods

by Ubiquitous January 5, 2004