by Cater diamond July 10, 2022
Get the Jade leechmug. The daughter of Aunt Becky from Full House. She got terrible grades throughout school because she isn’t smart and doesn’t apply herself. She is rich, entitled, and spoiled. She is also talentless at all sports so she lied and took someone’s hard earned spot on the crew team. She ruined someone’s ability to work hard and earn their way. She isn’t a good person and hasn’t even apologized for what she did.
Person 1 “I showed up early and waited patiently for a spot at the show, but someone’s kid showed up, bribed the bouncer and gets my spot!”
Person 2 “I bet it was Olivia Jade! She’s the worst and cheats her way through everything.”
Person 2 “I bet it was Olivia Jade! She’s the worst and cheats her way through everything.”
by Tur7le March 19, 2019
Get the Olivia Jademug. A female that deserves a pat on the back for achieving so much publicity for doing so little.
Displayed impressive amounts of retard-ness in the Big Brother house, by using lard as sun screen.
Later married a cretin (Jeff Brazier, who shares equal intelligence) and had a kid
Continues to appear in celebrity magazines, claiming various things.
Released her own full priced perfume called 'Shhh' - later seen being sold for 3 pounds.
No matter how hard she tries, Jade will always resemble a pig
Appears to be completely harmless, quite likable and without any special self-goal, she is still a complete waste of space.
She is nowhere near as self-publising as the whore 'Kerry Katona'
Displayed impressive amounts of retard-ness in the Big Brother house, by using lard as sun screen.
Later married a cretin (Jeff Brazier, who shares equal intelligence) and had a kid
Continues to appear in celebrity magazines, claiming various things.
Released her own full priced perfume called 'Shhh' - later seen being sold for 3 pounds.
No matter how hard she tries, Jade will always resemble a pig
Appears to be completely harmless, quite likable and without any special self-goal, she is still a complete waste of space.
She is nowhere near as self-publising as the whore 'Kerry Katona'
After 20 years of drug abuse, including acid, methamphetamine, heroin and qualudes, the patient nearly matched the IQ levels of Jade Goody.
by Stationmiek October 27, 2006
Get the jade goodymug. jaded means tired, or worn out
mandarin, in the old Chinese world, means the highest in power and wisdom.
mandarin, in the old Chinese world, means the highest in power and wisdom.
by denise jade May 29, 2008
Get the jaded mandarinmug. Jade is the guitar player of AFI (best band in the universe), and believe me can he play. Listening to him is amazing, but watching him is even more amazing- Jade is also very beautiful. Gorgeous and amazing- you'll never look at a man the same way again.
Part of the Straight Edge movement, looks great in pink, and has established the primitive yearning of "must... touch... beautiful... sideburns" in many people. Or maybe that's just me... whatever, Jade outstrips any word in the human vocabulary, he's that God-awfully wonderful. Beautiful. Sexy and the like.
by vinnysothershoe December 30, 2003
Get the Jade Pugetmug. Eminem's cute daughter who appears in many of his songs. She was born on Dec. 25 1995 and her mother is Kim Mathers.
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
Get the Hailie Jademug. Jade he is the sexiest man to ever walk the face of earth. He is lead guitarist for AFI(a fire inside). He is amazing to watch him on stage playing his guitar. I often find my self gazing among pictures of him for hours.
"Davey does not watch the damn road when he's driving. Like, if we ever get into a crash he will be perfectly fine and I'll be imbeded in a tree. It's ok though cuz when i come back I'll come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg"~Jade
by Jessica Puget...lol February 5, 2004
Get the Jade Pugetmug.