jutastic

something/someone that is so stupid.

Did you see those spinners on that pinto? Now that's jutastic!

by vness December 27, 2008

Judest

A nudest that is also Jewish

Mandy was naked for Passover because she's a judest.

by Mumble pants April 24, 2009

Judaism

Jewish nation = tribe of Judah not a religion at all but truly God's hand. 11 other tribe's that have been forgotten by Israel. "until he comes to whom it belongs and the obedience of the nation's is his" as it's written maybe then Judaism will see race not religious beliefs. "A kingdom of preist's" the almighty God bless you all when modern accept the TRUTH,LOVE, GOD, BELIEVE, RIGHTEOUSNESS People say to me you choose to be a Jew be sure it's a family that brings God to life. My people have suffered now God delivers they will all say "why did not the father's love for us?" Because it is written chronicles 29:6 "our parents were unfaithful; they did evil in the eyes of our Lord God and forsook him...." "Everyone has turned their own ways" Malichi "did not one God create us all?" "For I wanted Godley offspring" TRUTH is out here.Malichi again Judaism accept this offer peace to the ends of the Earth. Find Elijah down under dressed in white open the door for Elijah let's see where we go the Lord almighty God has ordained it Zion-in Oz man's best friend just woke up. In the name of Elijah, messenger of the Lord almighty God, Hebrew servant of God and the truth..... angel of the Lord seek and you shall find attached everlasting Life insurance, free you from sickness and life here on earth as long as the trees. ONLY if you want to talk about my faith with the Jews and the God of TRUTH "I AM" is his name calling Judaism down under prophet and Jew seek and you shall find

I used to follow Judaism but now I live the truth. Judaism is just a word in the Babylonian language being from the tribe of Israel is not a choice but family.

by NaviElijahprophet October 22, 2019

Judaism

So... The Jews believe that when they day they return to God... Which is where they came from... Soooo.... What happens when a non-jew dies? Do I also return to God?

Hym "Because if the answer is 'No' then that would mean that you're made of God energy and I'm not... And, if that's the case, my follow up question would be: what happens to animals when they die? Is.... Is it the same thing?

And as far as Christianity is concerned... Jesus was the intimation of God on Earth... But to the Jews... They already are that... And Jesus was a Jew... So... Jesus wasn't unique in that respect (from the perspective of a Jew).... He was just another one of the things that the Jews already are, inherently... And Christians are supposed to imitate Christ... Who is a Jew.... But they can't ever BE Christ... because then they would be a schizophrenic... They would be a crazy person... So they have to imitate the thing that the Jews already are... Which would make them Christ-adjacent... But still just an imitation... And the Jews are chosen to take back the Holy land... Which is in Israel (physically).... And what do they do after they take it back? Do they rule over it forever?"

Iam "I don't like where this is going. We're going to a real Hitler-y place right now and I don't like it."

Hym "Well... No. Because I don't see how Judaism isn't just some kind of Manichaean racial superiority and world domination cult."

Iam 🤦 "You can't say that."

Hym "Why?"

Iam "Because it's wrong!"

Hym "What determines what's right and what's wrong?"

Iam "God...." 😟

Hym "And what are the Jews?"

Iam "......."

Hym "Are they the thing that becomes God once again when they die? Because that's what the word 'returns' would mean in the context of the proposition I just posited... And the religion IS exclusionary... So there is a difference..."

Iam 😑

by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

Judah

An anorexic little bitch

Look itsa judah

by John Smith_253511 February 6, 2019

Judessias

THE best priest ever made and played on World Of Warcraft. This beast of a priest can be found on the server Maiev, & you will surely loose to any duel with him. He is also A Co-GM of the BEST PVP Guild on Maiev Shadow Word Fail.

Dude, this guy is a total judessias.

by Twiinkkiie October 26, 2011

jurassic fart

The sexual act in which a chubby chaser lays face up on the bedroom floor then his/her morbidly obese partner over 300 lbs in weight squatts on the chubby chaser's face and farts. This act got its name from when the first hunter-gatherers all the way up until early AMH (anatomically modern homo sapeins) would make the mistake of getting in too close to kill their megafauna menu items that would sqaut on the faces of their attackers and fart, shart or shit as they died from the wounds.

According to the WHO, the leading cause of death in chubby casers is the jurassic fart.

by pornstache August 11, 2016