jordan 

a young person (usually male) who aspires to become a police officer, because they have no common sense what-so-ever. Also see poser, douche, fag, fatass, pube-head, fetus, pig, bacon, pork, ham, fuzz, dumbass, idiot, dumb fuckin roomate.

Someone who thinks the lord of the rings is a true story may be a "jordan"

Man #1: Did you see the lord of the rings?
Man #2: yea that was a great movie
Man #1: yea totally historically accurate
Man #2: no its not you fucking jordan.

jordan by Jordan Fetus April 5, 2008

Jordan 

another word for a chode becuase he has a extremly small dick

"dude thank god im not like jordan"

Jordan by Rhana June 13, 2008

jordan 

RASH BOY- a male gender who contains a rash in his pubic area.

That kid is a jordan.

jordan by Steven Shickel May 16, 2008

Jordan 

A creepy stalker who is obsessive, over protective, controlling, annoying, rude, selfish, stupid/dumb/unintelligent, manwhore, SUCKS at comebacks... (: all in all...he is a dumb ass!!

AND a horrible boyfriend!

Jordan: I didnt cheat on you! you just found that girls tank top in my car by accident! its all an illusion!!

Jordan: I'll wait for you forever
*anon: you'll be waiting for a LONG time

Jordan: If i could choose any woman to have children with it would be you, but i would wait until your out of highschool..unless you know, you wanted to start earlier.

Jordan: i cant see myself with anyone but you. i dont know why i cant get over you, your just stuck in my head, but i dont know why.

Jordan by ihatejordan December 28, 2009

Jordan 

Rolling the dice of a board game in an ill mannered fashion causing them to roll away

aww man i just pulled a jordan

Jordan by Everyone whos every pulled a jordan November 12, 2006

Jordan 

A man who's girlfriend has herpes.

Linton: Did you see Jordan?

Jeff: No, but I think I got a cold sore from his girlfriend.

Jordan by Cheabiotch November 3, 2009

jordan 

boy who likes moose. obsessed with plaid. hates coffee but likes chai tea. enjoys slinkys and wants to own a cow. has three chest hairs and likes top hats.

Jordan: MOOSE

jordan by sshhaanniiqquuaa February 5, 2010