Joe

The everyday, average, annoying fuck in life.

Guy A: Man I fucking hate Joe. He's such a... A um...
Guy B: A Joe?
Guy A: Ya!

by Lying_Cake June 30, 2014

Joe

A good looking guy, mostly a player with no regard for girls. Joes have a new girl everyweek. When you first meet him he seems like a prince that will save you from reality, then he leaves you lying in the dust because you have some flaws. Never throw your self at a Joe, make the Joe chase you. Despite all of these bad things, if you ever date a Joe he will be the sweetest person ever meet. He will treat you like a princess and will protect you from anything that trys to hurt you. Joes are some if the greatest people to date, just be careful with the aftermath.

Girl 1: what happened with Lulu and that guy she met? He loved her for 2 months! They start going out and then he leaves her after a week!!
Girl 2: What a jerk
Girl 3: He is a total Joe

by L.V.O November 10, 2012

Joe

Slang for someone enlisted in the United States Army.

Did you see that Joe in walmart? Do they ever take off their uniforms?

by SquallyZ06 February 23, 2009

Joe

A red, disgusting, smelly substance

Girl1- Oh dang, I got Joe.

Girl2- Oh I just had Joe the other day, I wont have Joe again for a month.

by ~~~anonymous~~~ May 4, 2008

Joe

A fat ass mutherphucker that sucks camel dick and has a manjina. Melests little boys and tries to hit on the uglyest girls, JOE is a complete asswhipe!!!!!!!

Poop on joe.

by joe sucks camel dick balls June 23, 2009

Joe

When a person is led to believe that they are in some way more superior to everybody else. Pride is fine up until a point, but as soon as you believe that you are in some special way better than everybody else, you become a dickhead.
SNOB----
Anyone who thinks they are better than someone else based upon superficial factors
STUCK UP----
person or animal who thinks they are above the rest, but who should really take a dose of their own shit

joe is being such a stuck up if she thinks she gonna get with my man uh uh pick a number and get in line bitch!

by joe harman March 9, 2008

Joe

guy who takes it up the rear so much that they're arse has fallen off, can also be used as the verb to catch an STI off of a pirate

that joe just joed so hard, he died

by theultimatemanofmangosand April 28, 2008