2 inch rule

It means that aslong you don't put your dick 2 inches in a girls pussy you didn't have sex.

"So did you fucked that girl?"

"No, i used the 2 inch rule"

by Fetcher September 05, 2007

One Inch Conductor

Someone with a one inch penis who likes to smoke amps and conduct electricity by touching metal with metal.

Josh who is known as being the one inch conductor touched the battery with a screw driver and smoked my amp in my car. I am very pissed off at him still to this day.

by Rob aka Rob Banks November 06, 2006

12 inch remote

when daddy has a MASSIVE BEAR COCK c;

(things were getting pretty wild at Caillou's house) "OH YES DADDY!"

....12 inch remote

by 12 INCH REMOTE! February 02, 2017

60 inch thong

Your fat moms large underwear that id rather not see.

When i went to your moms house last night she was in a 40 acre bra and 60 inch thong.

by bob joe bob November 04, 2006

TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch)

TTI is an acronym for “Tommy Twelve Inch.” Tommy Weiner, aka TTI attended Arrowhead High School and is known county wide as having a foot-long cock that dangles lightly above his knee cap.

Did you see that Kate is now is a wheelchair? Yeah man, I think TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) devastated her box with his mammoth cock.

by Tommy Twelve Inch (TTI) February 22, 2021

Nine Inch Nails

So this fag named Trent Reznor is worshipped as a music god bescause he can "sing" the gay "OMG they are so deep and emotional and penetrating LAWLZ, I <3 T.R. 4 Lyfe "lyrics some corporation (probably Virgin Records or RCA) wrote for him and tells him to sing. He is the Ashley Simpson of industrial rock or whatever the fuck his gay music is called. Its not heavy, its not metal, its just plain shit. Who cares if he can play the keyboard and yell and scream and throw temper tantrums on stage, Trent Reznor is just a fag who does drugs, sucks the dick of the singer of pearl jam and supposedly writes songs about profound topics, but they are all really about how badly he misses getting raped by his drunk uncles. Now he is worshipped by mall goths who cant like a band unless they have at least two of that bands shirts in black from hot topic.

NIN fan #1: OMG i luv Trent Reznor, i want to suck his dick

NIN fan #2: oh god yes i want to suck his dick too

NIN fan #1: im so upset, my dad didnt have buttsex with me
last night

NIN fan #2: WTF man, liek thats so unfair, report him dewd

NIN fan #1: well i did get to suck his cum from my brothers ass, and he knows that turns me on so badly

NIN fan #2: oh, man that turns me on too, lets listen to som trapt cuz we are underground and kvlt as fux

NIN fan #1: fuck yeah, were so angsty and mysterious and dark, nobody can decipher how we feel because they are busy reading our sweet hot topic shirts with a sarcastic slogan on the front

NIN fan #2: i got it, im going to take a shit, freeze it and use it as a dildo on you while we listen to our super deep and emotional and underground NIN records

NIN fan #1: way ahead of ya brahski, you want my green poop from last night or the peanut crunch?

NINE INCH NAILS FUCKING SUCK

by Reginald Q. Niggerton January 24, 2007

5 inch bunch up

The optical illusion created by some jeans and pants that gives the appearance that you have a boner when in reality you don't. AKA pitching a tent

Those blue jeans gave me a killer 5 inch bunch up

by Oobox July 11, 2006