THIS IS THE DAY YOU NUT ALL OVER YOUR GIRLS FACE AND SHE CANT CONPLAIN!
yo wassup bro did you know NATIONAL NUT ON YOUR GIRLS FACE DAY . THIS IS THE DAY YOU NUT ALL OVER YOUR GIRLS FACE AND SHE CANT CONPLAIN!
by joeblow xfart May 6, 2024
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Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021
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National cum on your homie’s face day is a day when you can bust a load on your homies face without it being gay.
“Hey bro it’s national cum on your homie’s face day”

“Word, come over and cum on my face
by homiefucker December 11, 2023
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A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself
“This albums so over-rated

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”
by TheOceanNew July 21, 2023
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Straighten your face!

This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.
What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner
by ItsAaronCodysoyouknow February 19, 2021
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A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.
Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth
by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023
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