Your mom's your bro

A more polite way of saying your mom's a hoe.

(kid who's mom is actually a hoe)
Hey man your mom's your bro!

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

your mum

the best response to any question. can be used on numerous occasions including insulting someone, an answer to a question you dont know the answer for, just for the hell of it or in concjuntion with a sentence. NB: it is important to find out about the status of the other person mother i.e. if something upsetting happened to her etc so no true insult is caused. P.S. the only people who WILL get really insulted then are silly or stupid and dont understand it is a joke and think you are really out to insult their family...

Percy: S'cuse me you've got something on your face.
Pat: Your mum's got something on her face.
Percy: okkkk... I havent got anyone to go to Prom with.
Pat: I'm going with your mum.
Percy: stop saying your mum!
Pat: your mum
Percy: your face!
Pat: *silence*
Randomer: Percy dude that was harsh!
Percy: sorry Pat your actually really pretty, will you go to Prom with me?
Pat: I already told you i'm going with your mum!
Teacher: Percy stop talking in my lesson. Whats the answer to question 4?
Percy: Your mum?
Teacher: DETENTION! (note the inappropriate last use here where percy just doesnt know where to stop or how the phrase is used...note Pats master skills FYI she doesnt reall want to go to prom with percys mum duh!)

by allknowingteen December 28, 2005

Your mom

what dumbasses say when they cant think of shit. these dumfucks usually are retarted

yOu: hey whats up
dumbass: your mom
yOu: you are my mom, dumbasses

by BigDiqEnergy May 15, 2019

Your father

Stop trying to look for him here. He’s gone. Went to get milk. Maybe you need to go get milk too, you are starving.

Person 1: “Where’s your father?”
Person 2: “He went to the milk store.”

by 29YearsApart October 18, 2020

I'm Yours

An amazing song by the amazing musician Jason Mraz.

Guy1: Hey, what are you listening to?
Guy2: "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz
Guy1: Awesome.

by croppers July 17, 2011

Your sister

Its a more recent variation of 'your mom'. is often used to insult somebody with or without a sister. used more often now as your mom is becoming out dated. (still only used by douche bags)

first guy: i heard a noise last night what were you doing?
Douche bag: your sister
surrounding audience: OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
random guy: i like turtles
2nd douche bag: i like your sister
. . .

by turtles are big March 1, 2011

your momma

a gangster way of insulting one and therefore ones mother

1. Your momma is fat.
2. Your momma cuts your steaks for you.
3. Your momma goes to college.

by tyler brown February 28, 2005