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I just want to find 11,780 votes 

When a failure of a fake president gets caught trying to steal an election after accusing everyone of rigging the election against him.
Trump fan- Democratz are tryna steal diz elecshun!
Logical person- Haven't you heard the leaked audio tape? "‘I just want to find 11,780 votes’" President Trump
Trump fan- boy, datz fake news I tell ya!
Logical person- *Plays audio*
Trump fan- *crickets*
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I just want to shit with the birds 

An expression for someone who doesn't have high expectations or large goals in life.
Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.

I dont want any food 

Code for "Get me three pizzas, one box of fries and a pepsi, then maybe your fries will live to see another day!"

Code made by the mystical creature, unknown by mankind until today "The Female"
Gorl: I dont want any food

-Proceeds to eat your fries-

I just want to be happy 

As in being happy in a relationship at your job with a friend or just wanted to be joyful 2 yourself or to uplift yourself

I really want my relatives to disappear 

I don’t care what happens or how you do it. I just want them out of my life. I need to get them out of my way. Do you understand?

I really need these fuckers out of my fucking life. I’m starting to get desperate.

I just want to hug you 

It's a politer way to tell someone that you just want to fuck them

I just want to vote asdfghjkl 

I just wanna choose what can be on here
If you want to vote, just add another definition to this word. I honestly just want to vote, so I'll add this. Also, since I have to have the word here to add this, I just want to vote asdfghjkl