Garden hose

Anyone that would shoot somebody over a garden hose is a luttle too silly to have a gun.

I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

The Serbian Fire Hose

When you're hitting the bitch from the back and haven't nutted in a long time, so you flip her over and give her the old Serbian Fire Hose. Hot, warm cum smacks her across the face, like firemen saving a family from a burning house fire.

Jim: Hey Karen, why do you have an eye patch on today?
Karen: Michael gave me The Serbian Fire Hose last night.

by Šabac mačva October 18, 2021

hershey hose

dirty euphemism for one's asshole.

"With no money and no phone, Claude was screwed up the hershey hose with no where to go."

by Jean-Claude December 24, 2009

Wankin' The Hose

When you go to a hoe's house, and commit dubious acts, such as foghorning, and doing real monkey (nigga) stuff.

Dude, yesterday I was totally Wankin' The Hose at this boss's house!

by JasonBourneTheSecond March 1, 2025

Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations

We are gonna go garden hosing until

by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025

The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024

fun hose

A penis

I whipped my motherfuckin fun hose out

by Derp 69696969 February 25, 2018