around the horn

The act of passing around a bottle of liquor with a bunch of your friends in a circle, each taking as big of a swig as possible, usually causing the end of most nights.

"man i blacked out hard last night, what happened?"
"around the horn happened."

by TheDruncan June 23, 2012

horn of plenty

dick that is biggggggggggg

jerry had a horn of plenty

by jean kilpatrick January 10, 2008

Jew horn

The tall gold horns which spawn from a Jews Head, they are very sharp, and highly rare to see in the wild. If found they are worth millions. The reasons they are not seen very often is mainly due to the fact that they have all been sold. A jews primary source of income.

A; OUCH that was sharp
B: What
A: I just got poked by a jew horn, trying to steal in jew gold.
B: So did you just convert
A: Yes after being poked by a Jew Horn it completely turns you JEWISH!!

by Jew boy the II December 8, 2007

Fog Horn

When your/any girl is riding you like seabiscuit and reaches back to flop your ballsack around like it owes her money.

Yo, last night this chick hit me with the fog horn...I busted so hard she landed on the moon.

by ssmacg December 21, 2014

James Horne

A loyal carrot farmer who lives in oropi, he is nearly as loyal as an octopus. Yet he isn't very attractive but his carrots make up for it. James Hornes carrots are delicious because of the nutritious soil he stole because he lives in Oropi.

James Horne: would you like my hard, delicious, juicy carrot in your mouth?
Random gay person: No i want it in my ass

by Anonymous1235683625 August 23, 2018

D horn

Describing someone who is a dumbass. A substitute for the word "D-bag"

"Yeah I had that teacher, he was a D horn"

by Charlie Dank March 8, 2007

moose horn

after some chick gives you head and prepares to swallow the load you punch her in the side while she is swallowing and then it should come out of her nose.

i really didnt like that girl biting my weiner so i moose horned her.

by cody fauber December 3, 2004