Hank

Hank is a really cute guy with sexy eyes and beautiful spiral curls that people pay alot of money to have curls like his @his smile is perfect he is polite and very attractive all the lady's want to have him but he's loyal honest very respectful and loves his family and friends and a very firm believer in God .

Hey do you want to go with Hank and I to church?
Yes I do can my mom come with us?

by Faithfullover89babie November 4, 2023

Hank-ziety

anxiety caused by very innocuous items such as folding tables, Amazon boxes and balloons

The folding table brought on major Hank-ziety.

by Ski3569 March 12, 2025

Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrasment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.

**Person 1:** Hey did see the hybrid made by Dangerville to rival Indominus 2.0?
**Person 2:** Yeah! Turns out that murder monkey couldn't even walk.
**Person 1:** Well it can still live unlike Hank.
**Person 2:** Haha! Yeah, imagine making a Hybrid so bad that its arm explodes after the first hit! And dont even get me started to the jaws!
**Person 1:** Yeah even its name makes fun of GojiGuy's Hybrid.

**Person 2:** Damn, you can say that Hank got Hanked!

by Princeps Septentrionalis May 16, 2025

Bobby hank

From the Scottish "bobby" for penis and rhyming slang for a "ham shank" (i.e. a wank). Onanism. Masturbation. Of the male genitalia. Also known as "a crafty". Turn you blind.

I'm aff forra Bobby Hank. Gimme 5 minutes and me phone.

by Bobby Hank May 23, 2023

Hank

Hank is one sexy mf

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Hank is amazing

by CaseWord March 21, 2020

Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.

In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"

by NickiH December 30, 2013

Hank

Straight man that is constantly attracted to and frequently has sexual intercourse with lesbian women

Ever notice that suave guy only hits on the girls with short hair? He definitely is a hank

by Cary Grants April 12, 2020