Nigger Handle

The handle you see on the steering wheel of an 18 wheeled truck, or large school bus.

WOAH! Luckly he had a nigger handle installed or he wouldnt have been able to make that turn!

by MW's Don Vito February 26, 2009

About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

by Brammo September 24, 2006

two handed shocker

Two handed version of the shocker.

If you thought that she liked the shocker, give the two handed shocker!

by Mark DeMuth December 5, 2005

handlebars

when the ponytails of a woman are held onto for support and control while hitting her from the back

Anna was wearing her handlebars this morning, which hinted at what she wanted to do later tonight.

by kirkdaddy69 April 26, 2019

left handed soccer bat

term used by military personel to describe something useless, or messed up.

"what the hell is that?! that's more fucked up than a left handed soccer bat

by living proof December 12, 2003

Handlebars

Slang term for a Wendy's restaurant, stemming from the fact their spokesmodel, Wendy, has handle bars.

Who wants Handlebars for lunch?

by Dark Horse August 11, 2005

daniel handler

An author who wrote A Series of Unfortunate Events, under the pseudonym Lemony Snicket.

Daniel Handler=Lemony Snicket

by indiaLPC February 6, 2006