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Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.
by Whattareyoudoing May 12, 2018
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thirty finger handjob

A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts one on all five fingers. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but five little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with the thirty finger handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.
by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020
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wombo combo handjob

When she say she virgin but she give you the wombo combo handjob
Damn, she gave me the wombo combo handjob
by Kappington November 1, 2018
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holiday handjob

A festive want given by a female
"I wonder if she will give me a holiday handjob."
by Jsaggy April 21, 2018
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Sympathy handjob

When someone feels sorry for your situation and masturbates you no strings attached.
Daisy knew Erik was having a hard time since being dumped by his girlfriend and being sacked. She had a boyfriend who was away with the navy even so she started giving Erik a weekly sympathy handjob.
by PantsuGoblin May 8, 2023
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Armenian Handjob

To give someone a handjob while on a tire-swing
"My girlfriend gave me an Armenian Handjob in her backyard last night"
by dopeshow69420 May 5, 2025
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Handjob

The act of a woman rubbing up and down on a man’s penis. This will make the man reach an orgasm and will cum.
Gabby and her boyfriend, Dj went camping together near a lake by themselves. Gabby and Dj were sitting by the campfire and got really bored. Then, suddenly, Gabby placed her hand on Dj’s pants and start undressing him. Dj was grinning and got a boner. Gabby started giving him a handjob. She rubbed his penis up and down until Dj cummed on Gabby’s shirt.
by Dickyiuh April 5, 2023
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