Michigan Handjob

When someone gives you a handjob with mittens on.

It was so fkn cold outside, Suzy had to give him a Michigan handjob so she could stay warm.

by Mommymilker1000 May 3, 2022

Handjob

The act of pleasuring a guy with ones hand.

Timmy gave the older boy a handjob under the bleachers during the basketball game last night.

by Little_Timmy_09 January 12, 2022

Handjob

The act of pleasuring a guy with ones hand.

Timmy gave the older boy a handjob under the bleachers during the basketball game last night.

by Little_Timmy_09 January 12, 2022

Tiny Handjob

A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of many tiny hands. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts on as many fingers as they can handle. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but many little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with a tiny handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.

by Ohtheplacesmyheadgoes October 3, 2022

Connecticut Handjob

A geographical phenomenon upon which your flaccid cock spontaneously oozes cum at the elation of abetting traffic that had neither source nor cause.

I'm on 84 West towards Danbury and I swear I just got the best Connecticut Handjob of my life - I need a new pair of underwear.

by humanchair October 16, 2022

Romanian handjob

Whenever two non-gay men give each other a handjob.

Dude, my playstation is broken, but whatever, a Romanian handjob can be fun!

by Mannerman May 20, 2022

Poseidons Handjob

When you take a shit and the water from the toilet touches your penis

"Dude, last night after that Mexican food gave me a Poseidons Handjob"

by WujekBartek December 26, 2021