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Hallmark channel

The network for third rate actors,cheesy films,and hot cocoa,even in July.
Was clicking through the stations and accidentally stopped on the hallmark channel....... did you know they are showing christmas specials right now!??? it's August 5th......
by Black hole 1982 July 23, 2022
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halloween

Amplified holiday where kids and guys who are dirty minded get into freaky costumes, definitely not recommended,
they also wear dirty minded anime costumes. they should get a life
Person 1: Hey u want to go to Starbucks on Halloween
Person 2: no.
by Nevadas October 3, 2022
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Halloween

"Halloween" is an Autumn holiday original derived from a Pagan holiday contemporarily named "All Hallow's Eve." It's more traditional name is Balls Hollow Eve and is based on the practice in which on October 31st Men would carve glory holes into pumpkins and jack off into them; making their balls hollow. This practice was believed to help un-wanted pregnancies which would lead to unwanted births in late July and August. Balls Hollow Eve was practiced to help stagnant and decline infant mortality as July and August were two of the hottest months of the year. Women would typical carry their newborns with them as they plowed fields in the heat; which was often untenable for the infants.

Overtime Men began carving faces into the pumpkins as a form of archaic porn to help hollow their balls faster and do, what they believed, was their part in stopping infant mortality. The faces encouraged the men to Jack off more in these pumpkins that eventually became known as Jack Off Lanterns or Jack O Lanterns.
Did you see the size of my Jack O Lantern for Halloween this year?
by DylanRivera October 5, 2022
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Hallothanksmas

An unofficial term used to describe the period of year where the three major holidays reside in (October through December), the holidays being Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.
Joe: have you heard the news?
Brandon: Yeah! It’s October! The start of hallothanksmas!!
by GeosWorld October 18, 2022
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halloween

A national holiday, maybe??

Possibly,
1. Halloween is A literal holiday.

2. your mom
Halloween was fun.
"Your mom was fun."
by Nevadas October 24, 2022
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Halloween candy time

After trick or treating, you and your friend both get naked and unwrap your candy. Each candy you shove up your ass and your friend attempts to eat the candy in less than 15 seconds. If your friend can't do it the candy is yours and you go again. Else it is your friend's turn.
Me and Charlie had some Halloween candy time in our dorm last night. I ended up vomiting up his rectum, which he seemed to enjoy
by Urdadsgaywastaken October 31, 2023
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Watch Hallmark and chill

To “watch Netflix and chillexcept with an old grandma
I’d love to watch Hallmark and chill with Betty White!

Geez bro she is ancient, she’d be dry as the Sahara desert
by Maiguoren Gary October 27, 2017
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