fag hag shag

Opportune sexual interaction with gay friend's fag hag mate(s). Can be based on misconception that having gay friends is a sign of sensitivity.

Q: How was last night, mate?
A: Great, there was a huge crowd of us and I managed to get a sneaky fag hag shag in before the night was over.

by Roy Rover May 10, 2005

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Sea Hag

the greatest attorney that ever lived, who lives by sea and likes the popeye character the sea hag.

I'm sea hag and just won my case.

by Litigation November 29, 2011

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Uggo hag face

What the average teliophile man is attracted to. Overdone make-up, pepe lips, thick eyebrows, noticeably wrinkled face, etc.

To sum it up, not cute at all.

Woman: Would you rather have a ps5 or have me? ;)

Gigachad: I'd take the ps5 anyday, I can barely even look at you straight with that uggo hag face! 🤢

by Autismo_Manifesto March 11, 2023

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douche bag hag

an overly trendy female who hangs around with, dates or otherwise fraternizes with douche bags.

man look at that car full of douche bags and their douche bag hags.

by Brett C. S. April 7, 2008

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1.A condition of the female human usually resulting from the repetitive noise,and/or whining,fighting, begging by her offspring.Usually includes displays of snarling,screaming and use of four letter words.
2.A condition that may or may not be hastened by PMS,roughly equivalent to Defcon 1.

"After 3 hours alone in the minivan with her two kids bickering,complaining and 'not touching each other', Bonnie went completely psycho hag mom on them."
"Yes,it is getting close to that time of the month,honey-WHY DO YOU ASK?"
frazzled moms irritating kids minivan PMS defcon one
batshit minivan syndrome

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

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