Peppermint Schnapps. Hillbillies can't brush what's left of their teeth so a quick rinse with the peppermint schnapps does the trick.
by JMCComedy November 23, 2020
Get the Hillbilly Toothpastemug. Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.
Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.
by Poop Geyser June 28, 2011
Get the Hillbilly Bidetmug. by medium-chungus August 23, 2025
Get the Hillbilly Skydivingmug. A Hillbilly Condo is run by those that want to have fun, right now, right here. Don’t worry about the rules…you can out drink them.
A hillbilly condo meeting has lots of yelling, a few “take it out to the parking lot” phrases, and the police being called to break it up.
by SeaCrone January 21, 2025
Get the hillbilly condomug. A person who thinks covid19 is a hoax and attempts to get America to open by treating essential workers like trash.
A Freedom Hillbilly came into work today, and after finding out our dining room wasn’t open yet lost his shit and said he’d take his business elsewhere.
by Astronaut Helmet May 13, 2020
Get the Freedom Hillbillymug. Having sex with a person that has a colostomy bag then force all the shit in her colostomy bag to one side so it’s taught then burst it with a pencil so rains down like black gold Texas T.
by MI KE B April 13, 2019
Get the The Beverly Hillbillymug. When a man masturbates until completion and ejaculates into his hand, and then proceeds to shove the cum into his cousins vagina/anus.
by Cjmaero March 24, 2024
Get the Hillbilly Hand Piemug.