Absolutely Glovered

To be worn out by spending your time next to someone with no "banter". Talks exclusively about things you could not care less about. Often harmful to mental health.

I was stuck in his room for more than half an hour, in the end I was absolutely glovered.

by salsamaster1991 June 9, 2011

fake government

A pretend system of government strung together by convincing poseurs elected into office by disenfranchised citizens.

This fake government has been steadily crumbling from the inside out ever since its inception.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Slam to the grave

To beat someone so hard that the person will be critically injured and probably dead.

Usage of slam to the grave:

A: You picked the wrong house fool! Leave or I'll slam you to the grave.
B: Shit I'm outta here.

by WordWorld July 31, 2017

pink boxing glove

When you’re fisting your partner and it goes horribly wrong, resulting in your partner’s rectum being pulled out and remaining on your hand like a glove.

“I got a bit too rough my partner and ended up with a pink boxing glove.”

by jubbajubba October 1, 2018

Grover Road

A place in Dover NJ where all the thugs hang out. A place where no one gives a flying fuck. People on Grover Road usually smoke pot without caring that there neighbors are cops. The kids on the block like to drink beer when the parents go away and pass out wherever they want. People on Grover Road usually have an open house and have the concept of "you're always welcome here." It is most common that while the kids are drinking here they play beer pong, throw up from chugging beer, and make drunk phone calls to the women they wish they had. For the ones with relationships they usually fuck them up on Grover Road from being so drunk they tell there mate that they don't care about him/her anymore at all. Music is always blasted on this street typically not caring if the cops come because there so wasted.

Last week on Grover Road Hartman's parents went away and we got so drunk Zach tried to fuck the neighbor hood dog.

Grover Road is where the thugz be at son!

by J-Hart August 23, 2006

Grover Underwood

Lord of the Wild. Panpipe player. Enchilada enthusiast...

Sweet, lovable, talented Grover.

Grover Underwood is a satyr best known for his role in the original Percy Jackson and the Olympians series by Rick Riordan. He is the best friend of Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase. He is an earnest and extremely under appreciated satyr, who proves his amazing abilities and becomes the Lord of the Wild. (And was probably the lost god Pan’s favorite even before that!)

We all need a little Grover now and then...

Spread the love ❤️ for this under appreciated and powerful character!

“Let us find the dam snack bar,” Zoë said. “We should eat while we can.”

Grover cracked a smile. “The dam snack bar?”

Zoë blinked. “Yes. What is funny?”

Grover Underwood is a satyr in the Percy Jackson series by Rick Riordan.

by Ziyanaa November 9, 2018

Government

Something which always has too many flaws and is never perfect

What would happen under certain governments;

Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population

Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them

Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you

by zutroy September 26, 2004